This story started when Louis and the kids sitting in the living room about to watch a movie. Peter and Brian came downstairs.
Peter said "See you later." me and my friend about to go play laser tag.
Louis say "why would you want to go out with your friends, when we just agree on spending time together as a family?" Meg started coughing.
Peter's like "What?"
Meg said "nothing I was just clearing my throat."
He said "oh I thought you was gonna say something.
Brian said "well we already make plans.
Peter try to make this excuse that he can't turn down the fellas cause last time they did that was a disaster. and they got a flash back to Quagmire and Joe arguing over which movie is the best. Joe was holding up a movie called the reindeer game.
I'm like "Who would want to watch That?"
Louis like "OK you got plenty of time to spend with your friends. you can't be around your family for one night? Peter take Brian and said come on I wanna show you something. They gonna go upstairs and try to sneak out the window. I hear that Peter took out some Powder talking bout it's pixie dust or speed. he took a sniff at it and it was speed. They jumped out the window. Louis is just sitting right there looking at Peter and Brian out the window, and they're still going to get up and run. Talk about trying to be slick!!! Chris turn to his mother and said well what are we going to do now?
Louis was like "Awwww Shut up!!!!"
They all are at the Laser tag game. the Instructor came in and teaches them how to wear a vest. He use Peter as a Demonstration. He tells Peter to squat down like his underwear is done for but he still have the genes. I'm like that don't make no sense. Peter squats down, then the man slide under him and buckles his straps. This show get weirder and weirder but I still like it.
So every body running around shooting lasers. It's just Joe Brian and Quagmire. Joe says looks out for Peter he's very Competitive and very fit. I'm looking at the show like "I don't Remember him even being fit." So I'm watching the show and I see him rolling past them and
I'm thinking "OK maybe they're right."
Then I see him skipping. OK now he's just playing. Now he's running upside down and
I'm like "WHAT THE F**K!" All of a sudden he POPS out the hole and started zapping at Quag, Brian, and Joe!!!! They was like How did you do that. He said "it's not about how I did it, it's how I forgive myself for what I've done." then he puts his "fake" laser in his mouth and pull the triger.
Peter came out as the winner so he's like "Hey what did I win!"
The instructor said he won a fake newspapper with him on it.
He's like "I didn't get that last time I put the gorilla and the kitten back together.
Then there's a flask back to Peter and Louis watching the gorilla peting the kitten. Louis thought it was beautiful that the gorilla love the cat as her own, and Peter think it would keep her from tearing her in half so I see this pile of kittens in the pool of blood.
I'm like "oh my god!!!"
Peter and Brian went in the and Louis is sitting right there looking pissed off.
She like "I've been waiting for you for four hours" and she goes on and on and on.
Peter's like "look, I know you're mad but look what I did!!!!"
So Peter calls him self replacing the picture with him and his family with him in the fake news paper. He added that he put his family on top.
Louis tells him "Something is wrong with you. you always pick your friends over your family."
Brian gonna jump up and defend them. then Louis tells Brian that He's not his friend he's Peters property. It ain't like Brian's gonna listen anyway. She also brings up the fact that Brian was hung up in the Garage so that Peter won't hit the front of the car. Then it flashes back to where Brian was actually hung up on the ceiling. Peter was rolling up but got so close to Brian.
He says "you're good. you're good."
Peter Keeps pulling so close that he made Brian slam across the wall. Then he jumps out and said "oh I could hear you the radio was too loud"
that was cold. Louis left to go to bed. Stewie ran up and tell him that Louis got and Brian he's just Peter's dog Brian trying to prove his point just by asking Peter if he want to hit the clam.
Peter like "Naw let's go to the bar."
So he and his friends drives to the bar. Joeys seat belt wasn't working.
Brian Points and said "look out for that car!"
the light shinning ahead.
Peter said "That ain't no car, what is that?"
All of them ran into a light. Next thing you know I see Peter in a hospital bed. he walk out the room wearing a hospital gown and sees Quagmire, but they don't know each other. then Brian and Joe walks in none of them knew each other, or what's going on. Joe looks a the handicap symbol thinking he's important. Four guy started looking out the window, and everybody was gone. Peter is talking about coming up with a band called "robes of Teal." ok? but then somebody else already has it.
The boys got dressed and head outside. Now this is the part I liked. they walked out the door. Zooming out from the boy to the city view. They all like "What the hell happen?" It's like everybody just disappeared.
then all of a sudden Peter comes up with a stupid solution. Why this man pulls out a bag of Chex mix, thinking everybody gonna come out of hiding? I have no idea. Come to find out, that didn't work everybody was really gone. They thought they was all spared. Brian said "if we wait til tax men come they"ll come." What? Peter told Brian to tweet it. I'm like "Brian don't tweet that!" Peter on the hand other hand tweets Quagmire and Joe just to mess with them. Quag unfollows Peter.
They all started walking and looking around, and all of a sudden they started creating names for each other. Brian's like "Well maybe my name is on this collar." Joe reads the collar and it's says "Cremate don't bury." that was cold. Quagmire calls himself "Shirt pants" ok! Joe's like "What kind of a name is that?" Then he calls himself a manly walker. and Finally Peter calls himself Earl, and country music started playing.
They come across the bar. Shirt Pants think the bar sells pills They walk in the bar. even the bar is empty. this annoying song came on "Bird is the word." For a guy who use to play that damn song all the time, he unplugs the jute box and said "that was annoying." They left the bar and started walking.
They all assumed that it was something or someone who might be the cause of all the damage.
Joe was like "Who ever did this I'm going to Strangle him! I had a life and he took it away!"
Peter said that he was a doctor solving problems. I know he wasn't no doctor. However he kept it light. It flashes back to Peter giving the baby to the lady.
The lady said "oh she's beautiful!
Peter said "yeah, well that's not your baby. Yours died."
I'm like "huh?"
Shirt Pants said he might be a CSR. Brian said he was a speech writer for the first black president. You wish! Then Joe said that he was an animated bird. I don't know! I looked at the scene where he looked like tweety bird(laughing out loud). They just looked at him. Brian spotted a car. It was crashed into the pole. They realized they were in the car. They started looking in there. Peter found his real name on a registration and his address. his fact press against the starring wheel. Peter walked in and Match his face up against the wheel. It was the perfect match. Then they walk up to his house . Peter walk in the house. Brian found another house the belonging to Glen Quagmire. He said that's his house. They both went in and they actually think there buddy's. Quag didn't even remember he like to have sex all the time, as they walk out the house to go over Peter's. Brian brags about how he was going to write a book. They knock on Peter's door. He tell's him that his name was Glen Quagmire and he had a dog. I don't remember him having a dog. Joe come in and said he found his house his name is Joe Swatson. He also found a Police suit and said he was a stripper. what?
They all at the house, they remember who they are, but yet they still need to find out what happen to everybody else. Peter said he found some weird stuff going on upstairs and went to go get it.
Quag, Joe, and Brian looked at each other and said "you guys think Peter is behind this?" They all started looking at this picture thinking Peter is an alien with super powers, which is BS. Anyways this fool Brian acting like he is the smartest dog in the world. Quag started yelling at Brian that he thought him some things. Peter came downstairs with this weird object he found. I don't want to say what it is. Quag turns around and tells him that they was going to bake him a pie
Peter said "Oh that's sounds wonderful!"
They left the house and went to Quagmire house. Now they come up with the plan to kill Peter.
Brian said "Why don't we just leave?"
Joe's like "He'll catch us and kill us!
Then he started moving around like crazy. Quag tells his he needs to stop moving because he took a lot of random pills and he's already freaking out. Everybody leaves, who's going to watch Peter? They look at Brian.
Brian's like "Why me?"
Quagmire reminds his that he's the owner and what he say goes. Brian refuses, Quagmire blow on something he assumed was a dog whistle. come to find out he had some nasty in his mouth.
Meanwhile Joe and Quagmire went to the sporting goods and find some gun. Joe calls himself testing Quag to see if he's an assassin. He wack him.
"I don't think I'm an assassin".
Brain goes to Peter's house. he sits on the floor.
Peter's like "Come on you can sit in this couch!" They started joking and laughing like it all cool. All of a sudden, Joe and Quagmire shows up. Brian said Pie's ready and went outside. He tells Quag that Peter wasn't an alien. Quag think Brian slept with him. Why would a dog sleep with a human? then Joe sits up here and said that Brian was brainwashed. They didn't even listen to him. Brian said he was going to go in and lower Peter out. he went in, but he did not lower him out. He actually warned him. I see why, because they seemed like they had this friendship going on. they started smiling. They went through the kitchen out the back door, and there's Joe and Quag pointing shotguns at Peter. Brian tried to tell them that Peter's not the one, but they were so determined to be rid of Peter. They pulled the triger, Brian jumped right in front of the Bullet and that was the end of him. Peter was shouting "NO YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!" He held Brian and started crying.
Brian suddenly woke up from a coma. He ended up in Stewie's room. Stewie realized that Brian's Friendship with Peter is real. He even did the same thing with Lois, Bonnie, and Meg. They were fighting in the bathroom.
This episode was pretty cool. Hope to see it again next time.
The End
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