Ever since Peter had that record, He's been playing it non-stop. For Example, Why is he playing the song while Lois is getting ready to go to bed? I don't know. Making matters worse, He's singing that song. Oh my god! Then the next morning, he sings this song to Brian and Stewie. Even if they get tired of hearing that song, he's still sings the song. They sitting up here like "Peter, Give the song a rest please!!!!!!!" making himself super annoying, Peter use up all the money that him and Lois save up together, just to put "Surfing Bird" on TV. This is what I mean. This man cannot put this song to rest, and Mayor West can get off the episode. I really don't care for that guy.
Brian and Stewie is beginning to be irritated as hell listening to that music. The Night Peter went to sleep, Stewie and Brain snuck in and stole the record. Next morning, Peter woke up screaming. Peter went in the kitchen yelling. "WHO TOOK MY RECORD?" Stewie and Brian acting like they don't know anything. "What's wrong?" Peter "well i took it to bed and slept with it, now it's gone! Lois like "oh my , now one here would steal it from you." Peter mentioned that he change the will and left everything to the record. First of all the record is an object that you play on the radio. not a person. if you want to leave everything to somebody, leave it to someone more trust worthy. Lois thinks that the record would turn up somewhere. Brian said "I wouldn't bet on it."
Peter goes to the store and ask for a Surfing Bird record by the Trash Men. However, the clerk said that the dog and a baby went in and Brought all the copies. Because Brian and Stewie knows that Peter was going to buy the record and keep Playing it. Now Peter thinks that the clerk look so familiar. Now all of a sudden He believes that it "Jesus." Dudes like "What? No I'm not!" Peter was like "Oh so you're not Jesus! Ok." Then he goes over to where the record Shelve is and said "Well you don't mind if I pee in this?" Jesus said "NO, DON'T!" Now you know Peter! He always knows how to get through to people in a crazy way. Peter got so excited and kept sing "Surfing Bird" in a Angry Matter. Peter Thought that it the second coming. However Jesus claim he popped in every hundred years or so to get away from his family. Peter was the first one to see Jesus. He seem so nice so Peter invite him to dinner.
Jesus is invited to dinner with Peters family everyone was excited to see him back. They've ask some interesting questions about him They started joking. Jesus tells this story, but everyone is so into Jesus. Brian want proof that he's the real Jesus Christ. Jesus magically turned the dinner into deserts and makes Lois boobs bigger. So amazing.
Peter wanted Jesus to confront George Bush. That was the time before Obama became President. George say he answer to Jesus Christ. Peter came by and interrupted him. He even have Jesus with him. Jesus confronted George stating that he don't know nothing about his work, and how he became president is so amazing.............I was just shocked listening to this.
Peter thank Jesus for coming over and tell him he got a lot of talent, Which was nice. Jesus realized how It was great interacting with people. Jesus was going to go back to the record shop in the morning, but Peter had a better idea that could make Jesus stand out. He wants him to reveal himself. Peter goes down town with Jesus. he's telling everybody it's Jesus. They all ignore him. One person walk pass him and said "Yeah right." Peter said he's going to get some water so Jesus can turn it into wine. However Jesus on the other hand want some kind of magazine. Peter took out a dollar to go get it. the dollar flew out of his hand and in to the fountain. Jesus insist that he'll get the dollar. He goes up on the fountain and started walking. Now everybody's paying attention. "Oh my god!" "It Jesus Chris!" Peter started jumping in and you know how he want attention.
Now we at the Jay Leno studio. Jesus, Peter, and the whole family waiting in the green room. They were so excited for him. Chris started asking "Why Jesus revealed himself he's famous, I did and I get suspended for 5 days?" Maybe because he did something he ain't got no business doing. I'm just saying. Jesus thank Peter for all the confidence he gave him. Jesus went on out and there and showed them. I mean he tells it like it is. First things first, I got to say this. What is up with the voice of the Jay Leno character? It sounded like one of the Winnie the pooh characters. Now he's talking gibberish. Listen to Jay's Voice if you don't believe me!
Jesus started going huge. He's on Chicago Tribune, Time Magazine, New York Post, now he's on MTV music awards with the Pussy Cat Dolls. This Dude got on a white suit and hat, and some gold chains. Not the typical Jesus that we seen on the bible, but Peter happy with that I guess. Now Jesus is talking like a dougch bag. something is wrong here. I think too much fame has gotten to him. Jesus invites everybody to his house. Peter want to go with him, but he only have room for.....a cow?! Why would you pick a cow over Peter after he went through all this trouble making you famous. That's so stupid!
The family is having dinner at the house, and Peter's too busy trying to call Jesus with no respond. He call from Lois Phone, and He finally picked answered. Peter said "What the hell? We were suppose to do something today!" Jesus makes up a lie talking about he's at the doctors appointment. He wasn't at no doctors appointment. He's at the club. Who goes to a doctor's appointment late at night? He hang up. Peter was so devastated by the way he was treated. I almost felt sorry for him, until he brought up the fact that his "surfing bird" record was stolen. Oh my god, You still on that, Peter?
Brian and Peter is now watching the news. There's a news where Jesus was arrested for.........I guess public intoxication. The phone rings, Peter picks it up, and it was Jesus. Oh I get it. You can only talk to him when you're down. Another thing, wasn't he suppose to be the savior? So Jesus begs Peter to bail him out. Peter refuses, so therefore Jesus used his mind to throw a lamp at Peter's head. At first I thought he was throwing It across the room. So Peter went there and he's was still mad at Jesus for acting like like a jerk. I didn't even think he felt sorry for him. Jesus now realized that the world was too much for him to handle. He should have thought about that. He said he might come back when he's more mature. Ok, that's smart thinking. Before he left, he gave Peter a gift.
Peter's back at the house with the family. Jesus is gone, and he gave him a "Surfing Bird" record to sing through out his whole life. That's all folks!!!!!!!! :D
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