While at the mouse, Roger (alien) is get the drink ready. Klaus told him to hurry up, the show Grey's Anatomy starts in 3 minutes Roger was working on mixing up the drink and the blender goes off like crazy and went out. Klaus said "Can't you just watch the show with a non blended drink." Roger was like "I only drive with non blended drink.
The next day, Stan walks in the kitchen with his family like everything fine, However, the family is still mad at him about this whole incident at the party. Roger come in complaining about, his blender being broken. This man (Stan) puts a sharpening stone in the blender, turns it on, and it Exploded. Roger whispered "The boob strikes again! Everybody started laughing. Stan got upset, claim he had made decisions for the family to stay on track, and demands respect. He walks off mad.
At the CIA agency, the boss was demonstrating a global nuclear attack drill. He want the exercise to be treated as 100% real. The Alarm goes off, and everyone quickly went to their places. then Stan arrives. "Sorry I'm Late. Is it real." Stan doesn't even know what the heck there doing. When the boss say 100% real, Stan as usual ran off screaming. Stan speeds off into the house, grabbed his family and leave Roger and Klaus in the house.
Roger went up stairs to see if Klaus had find the blender. Klaus says "that one is pretty. Roger said it was gorgeous. They check the price, and it cause them an arm and a leg. I mean it cause money!!!! Then Roger's like "what do you mean by adding to registry?" Klaus said that it was for when people want to get married they choose a gift to register. So Roger was like "So all I have to do is get married, and I'll get my bender. So that means He really got to find somebody desperate. I'm like "Is he serious?" Klaus recommended Jade Dating to Roger. A website where Jewish singles meet. Roger went on the website "This don't look like desperate women." Klaus said "Well try over 30 and never married." Roger search that. It was a jack pot, but yet he was like "Oh my god, is that how she presents herself?!"
So Stan and his family wind up on the woods in the middle of nowhere. Everyone actually thinks that the world really ended. Everybody started panicking, then Stan literally slaps his whole family. Stan says "listen to my every word if you want to live." So he started giving everybody Instructions, and he went went off to get some woods. as he gather around collecting wood, his cell phone ring. he's thinking that there's still survivors from the nuclear attack. He answers it and it was Roger. Roger was letting Stan know that hiss boss called yelling about him leaving. Oh and remind him that the world didn't end. Stand was standing there looking stupid, but yet he goes to his family and lie. Francine and the kids have all this faith in him. He use that faith and said. "We are the only ones left on earth." The whole Family believed his story and hugs him. Next thing you know, he shot the sky diver out the sky, talking about "Oh that was a mosquito bite. Really, Dude? Stan paste around as usual. He already knew what his family's going to do when the truth come out. This dude was trying to switch souls with the beetle! Francine was like "What are you doing?" He Claim that he was looking for contacts, and I never seen him wear contacts. The thing that got me tweaking was that Stan says that he was going to hunt the family some food, but yet he goes goes to a restaurant to buy himself a nice big warm meal. that's hunting for food. What a pig. Leaving his family out there starving like that. All of a sudden the lady burst in the door and yell she ran over a possum. Stan was going to sit there and ask the waitress for a plastic bag.
Meanwhile, Roger met this Beautiful women name Shaurie. He disguised himself as Jacob. Ok? He quickly ask Shaurie to marry him, and she just said yes. She then calls her mother, and tells him that she's officially engage. She seem so excited.
Back in the woods. Stan brought a dead possum as food. I'm like "You must be out your mind! You really going to feed your family that?! Next thing you know, Francine cries bear. Bear runs towards them. Francine and the kids were running to the car stand block them, talking about "the bear won't attack unless you're perfectly still." You got to be kidding me! Francine said that the car is right there and it's unlocked. Stan steady locked it. He's really trying to get them killed. The bear gets closer, and it all of a sudden collapse. Stan was like "Now that's how you kill a bear!" I go "huh?" I see arrows stuck to the bear, and he said he killed a bear?! That man need help. The old mountain man steps out. "Man that was a close one! You folks on vacation?" That's when Steve told him that the world has ended. He introduces himself as old Buckle. He invites the Smith to have a meal with him. Francine and the kids were so relieved and the followed him. In other words Stan is sitting there acting jealous and try to get them to eat a bear. Now He's sick!
Deep in the forest, there was this big beautiful tree house. His interior is amazing. Buckle had said that he carved everything we see. I got to admit that place is so beautiful, I wish me and mom lived there. Stan on the other hand tells this boring story about how he build a shelf. A shelf! in the Garage. Come on, Stan. Stop it. Then Buckle goes on telling his story of him being an imaginer in Disney, he built the house in his sleep. His story don't make any sense, but yet they laugh at his amazing story. he went to the kitchen and brought out a nice juicy turkey. Steve's like "Oh my god that is so good! Dad wanted us to eat possum." Stan claims there's nothing wrong with a run down possum, but yet he almost killed his family because it was filled with deadly parasites. Stan thinks old Buck is jealous, but Stan got a boring life as a CIA working behind a desk. He also did some crazy things, so why would Buck be jealous of that. Stan the one that's jealous! He wants to leave but his family wants to stay with Buckle. Buckle said that it could be mutant out there. They're the people that survive the nuclear attack and if they infect the family they could be one of them. Stan like "Oh lord!" But the family was in shocked. Stan like "relax there's no such thing as mutant. They're only one the was kept at a government lap, and ended up in heaven.
Roger and Shaurie went to visit the parents. his Parents were happy already. They already Liked him. They all went to a living room to have a drink. They all discussing the plan for the wedding and Jacob on the other hand want a wedding right away. The Parents were confuse. He comes up with a lie that was some what convincing. I would believe that, but I'm just saying. Shaurie was like "I want this! I want this!" Her father agreed. Jacob want to have a wedding in back yard they were so happy.
The smith family is still out in the wood. Stan.......I don't know what he's doing. I hope he's not trying to out do old buckle. Francine was like "Man we should have just stayed at Buckle's house." Here's Stan "NO! No I can do this! I can hunt us a food in less then an hour." OMG! Stan went up to this camp the little kids are playing. He sneaks in the cabin where the food is at and where the kids eats their pie. He went inside and tip toe. Stan cannot keep quiet worth nothing. He's making all this noise on his way to the kitchen, then he realized there were deaf kids. he sits up here yelling "I"M GOING TO STEAL FOOD FROM ALL OF YALL!!!!" real clever, Stan taking food from the helpless deaf kids. You really have gone too far. So he goes in taking all the fruits and vegetables, and this one kid standing there watching him. Next thing you know, all of the kids are chasing his through the woods. He yell "Francine start the car!!!!" She like "What?" Steve assumes it was mutants, but there's just little kids faces covered in cherry sauce. One kid jumps on Stan's arm and bites him. Steve grabs the gun to shoot at the kid. Stan stops him, and Steve all of a sudden had this idea that his dad has turned into a mutant. This episode just gets crazier and crazier. All the kids jumps on Stan and he fights them off. He try to convince them that he's not a mutant. They kept on running to a point where they saw a view of cars moving and the buildings are right where they are. Oh, does that mean that his lies are exposed? Of course! The world didn't end! The family became so disgusted with Stan and his BS. They all went home. However Old Buckle shows up. He was becoming a real creep when it comes to Haley. Francine saws yet another bear and said "Haley, could you wrap this up?" Haley tries to push this dude away, but he got so stubborn and they drove off leaving Buckle in the woods. The bear was behind him and he sap it's neck. That's the end of that.
Jacob and Shaurie is at the gift shop. I think Shaurie was checking out the gift to the register. Shaurie said "this thing is giving me the carpal tunnel. Jacob says he want to hold. She's says "No, you don't know what you're doing. Jacob finally found the real love of his life "the blender." Shaurie like "Well why don't you say something to the manager." Man she's mean! Are you sure you want to marry that woman?
The Smiths is back home safe and sound, but they're angry at Stan for what he put them through and is not talking to him. Stan yet again wants to make himself look good. He claims he's a hero, but yet his son missed a week of school and addicted to them hallucination of berries. His daughter was crept out by that mountain man, and he say he's a hero? Please They say the boob strikes again. Everybody started laughing. lighting strikes, and it was the mountain man at the window. Stan Yelled "Oh No! The mountain man! He found us!" Nobody listens to him. That's what you get for lying!!!!!
The next day, He's laying in front of the door with a machine gun. The guy is actually thinks he's going to be a hero. The gun was too close to the door, so it tipped over and shoots at the ceiling. He went over and tackles him. Francine and the kids came downstairs Stan's yelling "It's the mountain man in disguise. Oh my God! Roger comes in and said "That's a caterer for my wedding." He also said it was going to be a lot of Jews. The family is out there eating food. Stan yelling "What are you doing out there? The mountain man could be out there any minute!" I just wish he give that up. Jacob and the father-in-law was talking. He tells him he's not who he think he is, but he didn't care, or is it that he don't believe it. the bride comes Roger begs Stan to save him. Haley looks over and saw the mountain man. They all now saw him. This guy never stop. He Walk in and grab Haley. Stan runs after him. He tackles him. they started Wrestling and Stan grabs the butter knife. Buckle broke down and admitted that he was lonely for 10 years. and he's desperate. Stan had an idea. Buckle and Shaurie got married instead, And they all lived happy ever after. Well Steve is still munching on the berries. Buckle and Shaurie well........they're working on their relationships
The End
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