American Dad Review: An Apocalypse to Remember

Everybody is dressed up to go to this diner. They're suppose to dress up for this African American Ceremony. Moments later, the Smiths family shows up at the door, they open the door, and everybody was looking at them like they did something. Next thing you know, Stan had his family painted their face black. They quickly drove off. Francine told Stan that he made them look like complete racist. Stan claims that he the card that says "black face." Steve took the card and read it. He told his it says "Black people changing the face of America." He even calls him a boob. Stan says "What was that?" Steve said "I ask Haley if I could squeeze her boob?" Stan then say "I love it you kids get along.
      While at the mouse, Roger (alien) is get the drink ready. Klaus told him to hurry up, the show Grey's Anatomy starts in 3 minutes Roger was  working on mixing up the drink and the blender goes off like crazy and went out. Klaus said "Can't you just watch the show with a non blended drink." Roger was like "I only drive with non blended drink.
      The next day, Stan walks in the kitchen with his family like everything fine, However, the family is still mad at him about this whole incident at the party. Roger come in complaining about, his blender being broken. This man (Stan)  puts a sharpening stone in the blender, turns it on, and it Exploded. Roger whispered "The boob strikes again! Everybody started laughing. Stan got upset, claim he had made decisions for the family to stay on track, and demands respect. He walks off mad.
      At the CIA agency, the boss was demonstrating a global nuclear attack drill. He want the exercise to be treated as 100% real. The Alarm goes off, and everyone quickly went to their places. then Stan arrives. "Sorry I'm Late. Is it real." Stan doesn't even know what the heck there doing. When the boss say 100% real, Stan as usual ran off screaming.  Stan speeds off into the house, grabbed his family and leave Roger and Klaus in the house. 
      Roger went up stairs to see if Klaus had find the blender. Klaus says "that one is pretty. Roger said it was gorgeous. They check the price, and it cause them an arm and a leg. I mean it cause money!!!! Then Roger's like "what do you mean by adding to registry?" Klaus said that it was for when people want to get married they choose a gift to register. So Roger was like "So all I have to do is get married, and I'll get my bender. So that means He really got to find somebody desperate. I'm like "Is he serious?" Klaus recommended Jade Dating to Roger. A website where Jewish singles meet. Roger went on the website "This don't look like desperate women." Klaus said "Well try over 30 and never married." Roger search that. It was a jack pot, but yet he was like "Oh my god, is that how she presents herself?!" 
      So Stan and his family wind up on the woods in the middle of nowhere. Everyone actually thinks that the world really ended. Everybody started panicking, then Stan literally slaps his whole family. Stan says "listen to my every word if you want to live." So he started giving everybody Instructions, and he went went off to get some woods. as he gather around collecting wood, his cell phone ring. he's thinking that there's still survivors from the nuclear attack. He answers it and it was Roger. Roger was letting Stan know that hiss boss called yelling about him leaving. Oh and remind him that the world didn't end. Stand was standing there looking stupid, but yet he goes to his family and lie. Francine and the kids have all this faith in him. He use that faith and said. "We are the only ones left on earth." The whole Family believed his story and hugs him. Next thing you know, he shot the sky diver out the sky, talking about "Oh that was a mosquito bite. Really, Dude? Stan paste around as usual. He already knew what his family's going to do when the truth come out. This dude was trying to switch souls with the beetle! Francine was like "What are you doing?" He Claim that he was looking for contacts, and I never seen him wear contacts. The thing that got me tweaking was that Stan says that he was going to hunt the family some food, but yet he goes goes to a restaurant to buy himself a nice big warm meal. that's hunting for food. What a pig. Leaving his family out there starving like that. All of a sudden the lady burst in the door and yell she ran over a possum. Stan was going to sit there and ask the waitress for a plastic bag.
      Meanwhile, Roger met this Beautiful women name Shaurie. He disguised himself as Jacob. Ok? He quickly ask Shaurie to marry him, and she just said yes. She then calls her mother, and tells him that she's officially engage. She seem so excited.
      Back in the woods. Stan brought a dead possum as food. I'm like "You must be out your mind! You really going to feed your family that?! Next thing you know, Francine cries bear. Bear runs towards them. Francine and the kids were running to the car stand block them, talking about "the bear won't attack unless you're perfectly still." You got to be kidding me! Francine said that the car is right there and it's unlocked. Stan steady locked it. He's really trying to get them killed. The bear gets closer, and it all of a sudden collapse.  Stan was like "Now that's how you kill a bear!" I go "huh?" I see arrows stuck to the bear, and he said he killed a bear?! That man need help. The old mountain man steps out. "Man that was a close one! You folks on vacation?" That's when Steve told him that the world has ended. He introduces himself as old Buckle. He invites the Smith to have a meal with him. Francine and the kids were so relieved and the followed him. In other words Stan is sitting there acting jealous and try to get them to eat a bear. Now He's sick!
      Deep in the forest, there was this big beautiful tree house. His interior is amazing. Buckle had said that he carved everything we see. I got to admit that place is so beautiful, I wish me and mom lived there. Stan on the other hand tells this boring story about how he build a shelf. A shelf! in the Garage. Come on, Stan. Stop it. Then Buckle goes on telling his story of him being an imaginer in Disney, he built the house in his sleep. His story don't make any sense, but yet they laugh at his amazing story. he went to the kitchen and brought out a nice juicy turkey. Steve's like "Oh my god that is so good! Dad wanted us to eat possum." Stan claims there's nothing wrong with a run down possum, but yet he almost killed his family because it was filled with deadly parasites. Stan thinks old Buck is jealous, but Stan got a boring life as a CIA working behind a desk. He also did some crazy things, so why would Buck be jealous of that. Stan the one that's jealous! He wants to leave but his family wants to stay with Buckle. Buckle said that it could be mutant out there. They're the people that survive the nuclear attack and if they infect the family they could be one of them. Stan like "Oh lord!" But the family was in shocked. Stan like "relax there's no such thing as mutant. They're only one the was kept at a government lap, and ended up in heaven. 
      Roger and Shaurie went to visit the parents. his Parents were happy already. They already Liked him. They all went to a living room to have a drink. They all discussing the plan for the wedding and Jacob on the other hand want a wedding right away. The Parents were confuse. He comes up with a lie that was some what convincing. I would believe that, but I'm just saying. Shaurie was like "I want this! I want this!" Her father agreed. Jacob want to have a wedding in back yard they were so happy. 
      The smith family is still out in the wood. Stan.......I don't know what he's doing. I hope he's not trying to out do old buckle. Francine was like "Man we should have just stayed at Buckle's house." Here's Stan "NO! No I can do this! I can hunt us a food in less then an hour." OMG! Stan went up to this camp the little kids are playing. He sneaks in the cabin where the food is at and where the kids eats their pie. He went inside and tip toe. Stan cannot keep quiet worth nothing. He's making all this noise on his way to the kitchen, then he realized there were deaf kids. he sits up here yelling "I"M GOING TO STEAL FOOD FROM ALL OF YALL!!!!" real clever, Stan taking food from the helpless deaf kids. You really have gone too far. So he goes in taking all the fruits and vegetables, and this one kid standing there watching him. Next thing you know, all of the kids are chasing his through the woods. He yell "Francine start the car!!!!" She like "What?" Steve assumes it was mutants, but there's just little kids faces covered in cherry sauce. One kid jumps on Stan's arm and bites him. Steve grabs the gun to shoot at the kid. Stan stops him, and Steve all of a sudden had this idea that his dad has turned into a mutant. This episode just gets crazier and crazier. All the kids jumps on Stan and he fights them off. He try to convince them that he's not a mutant. They kept on running to a point where they saw a view of cars moving and the buildings are right where they are. Oh, does that mean that his lies are exposed? Of course! The world didn't end! The family became so disgusted with Stan and his BS. They all went home. However Old Buckle shows up. He was becoming a real creep when it comes to Haley. Francine saws yet another bear and said "Haley, could you wrap this up?" Haley tries to push this dude away, but he got so stubborn and they drove off leaving Buckle in the woods. The bear was behind him and he sap it's neck. That's the end of that.
      Jacob and Shaurie is at the gift shop. I think Shaurie was checking out the gift to the register. Shaurie said "this thing is giving me the carpal tunnel. Jacob says he want to hold. She's says "No, you don't know what you're doing. Jacob finally found the real love of his life "the blender." Shaurie like "Well why don't you say something to the manager." Man she's mean! Are you sure you want to marry that woman?
      The Smiths is back home safe and sound, but they're angry at Stan for what he put them through and is not talking to him. Stan yet again wants to make himself look good. He claims he's a hero, but yet his son missed a week of school and addicted to them hallucination of berries. His daughter was crept out by that mountain man, and he say he's a hero? Please They say the boob strikes again. Everybody started laughing. lighting strikes, and it was the mountain man at the window. Stan Yelled "Oh No! The mountain man! He found us!" Nobody listens to him. That's what you get for lying!!!!!
      The next day, He's laying in front of the door with a machine gun. The guy is actually thinks he's going to be a hero. The gun was too close to the door, so it tipped over and shoots at the ceiling. He went over and tackles him. Francine and the kids came downstairs Stan's yelling "It's the mountain man in disguise. Oh my God! Roger comes in and said "That's a caterer for my wedding." He also said it was going to be a lot of Jews. The family is out there eating food. Stan yelling "What are you doing out there? The mountain man could be out there any minute!" I just wish he give that up. Jacob and the father-in-law was talking. He tells him he's not who he think he is, but he didn't care, or is it that he don't believe it. the bride comes Roger begs Stan to save him. Haley looks over and saw the mountain man. They all now saw him. This guy never stop. He Walk in and grab Haley. Stan runs after him. He tackles him. they started Wrestling and Stan grabs the butter knife. Buckle broke down and admitted that he was lonely for 10 years. and he's desperate. Stan had an idea. Buckle and Shaurie got married instead, And they all lived happy ever after. Well Steve is still munching on the berries. Buckle and Shaurie well........they're working on their relationships

The End

           
                     

My thoughts on Lil Mouse: Get Smoked

      The other day, we left to go on a trip. We started driving, and I see a news paper on the back seat. I read the front page and the title says "Child Abuse." I read it, and it was about this 13 years old kid rapping. They were talking about him promoting Violence, Drugs, and sex. He was also seen flashing money through out Roseland (Chicago). I didn't want to believe it I thought the article was made up. I kept reading, and then I see pictures of an adult pulling a gun out right over the kids shoulder. I was shocked. he wasn't in this alone. all the adults on that video was involved. He wasn't in this alone, all the adults on that video was involved. I also notice that it was on You Tube. 
      
        Soon as I got home, I looked up the video, click on it, and I wish I never did that.The child is on there cursing like a grown man. you should hear the lyrics. he even call women a b word. I can't believe what I'm hearing. It has over 300,000 views and majority of people even like the song. But how can you like something like that? It's a disgrace. It a disgrace to the community and the city of Chicago. It's bad enough I had to watch the news every day to hear about the shootings all over Chicago. I'm watching this video promoting violence. This is something Parents need to protect their kids from. I'm not say that Children shouldn't live their dream as a rapper, singer, or any artist, but They need to be taught how to express their talent in a positive light.

Here's the article similar to the newspaper I was reading.

My Review of Family Guy: Forget me Not

      This episode Made by Seth MacFarlane was very good to say the least. It totally got very interesting. it's about four friends walking around trying to find themselves. The whole thing started with the light that they ran in to. the episode was also somewhat deep and entertaining. It's also about the town going blank. 
      
      This story started when Louis and the kids sitting in the living room about to watch a movie. Peter and Brian came downstairs.
      Peter said "See you later." me and my friend about to go play laser tag. 
      
      Louis say "why would you want to go out with your friends, when we just agree on spending time together as a family?" Meg started coughing.
      
      Peter's like "What?" 
      
      Meg said "nothing I was just clearing my throat."
      
      He said "oh I thought you was gonna say something.
      
      Brian said "well we already make plans. 

      Peter try to make this excuse that he can't turn down the fellas cause last time they did that was a disaster. and they got a flash back to Quagmire and Joe arguing over which movie is the best. Joe was holding up a movie called the reindeer game. 
      
      I'm like "Who would want to watch That?"
      
      Louis like "OK you got plenty of time to spend with your friends. you can't be around your family for one night? Peter take Brian and said come on I wanna show you something. They gonna go upstairs and try to sneak out the window. I hear that Peter took out some Powder talking bout it's pixie dust or speed. he took a sniff at it and it was speed. They jumped out the window. Louis is just sitting right there looking at Peter and Brian out the window, and they're still going to get up and run. Talk about trying to be slick!!! Chris turn to his mother and said well what are we going to do now?
      
      Louis was like "Awwww Shut up!!!!" 
      
      They all are at the Laser tag game. the Instructor came in and teaches them how to wear a vest. He use Peter as a Demonstration. He tells Peter to squat down like his underwear is done for but he still have the genes. I'm like that don't make no sense. Peter squats down, then the man slide under him and buckles his straps. This show get weirder and weirder but I still like it.
      
      So every body running around shooting lasers. It's just Joe Brian and Quagmire. Joe says looks out for Peter he's very Competitive and very fit. I'm looking at the show like "I don't Remember him even being fit." So I'm watching the show and I see him rolling past them and 
  
      I'm thinking "OK maybe they're right." 

      Then I see him skipping. OK now he's just playing. Now he's running upside down and 

      I'm like "WHAT THE F**K!" All of a sudden he POPS out the hole and started zapping at Quag, Brian, and Joe!!!! They was like How did you do that. He said "it's not about how I did it, it's how I forgive myself for what I've done." then he puts his "fake" laser in his mouth and pull the triger.
      
      Peter came out as the winner so he's like "Hey what did I win!" 

      The instructor said he won a fake newspapper with him on it. 

      He's like "I didn't get that last time I put the gorilla and the kitten back together. 

      Then there's a flask back to Peter and Louis watching the gorilla peting the kitten. Louis thought it was beautiful that the gorilla love the cat as her own, and Peter think it would keep her from tearing her in half so I see this pile of kittens in the pool of blood. 

      I'm like "oh my god!!!" 
      
      Peter and Brian went in the and Louis is sitting right there looking pissed off. 
      
      She like "I've been waiting for you for four hours" and she goes on and on and on. 

      Peter's like "look, I know you're mad but look what I did!!!!" 
      
      So Peter calls him self replacing the picture with him and his family with him in the fake news paper. He added that he put his family on top. 
      
      Louis tells him "Something is wrong with you. you always pick your friends over your family." 

      Brian gonna jump up and defend them. then Louis tells Brian that He's not his friend he's Peters property. It ain't like Brian's gonna listen anyway. She also brings up the fact that Brian was hung up in the Garage so that Peter won't hit the front of the car. Then it flashes back to where Brian was actually hung up on the ceiling. Peter was rolling up but got so close to Brian. 

      He says "you're good. you're good." 

      Peter Keeps pulling so close that he made Brian slam across the wall. Then he jumps out and said "oh I could hear you the radio was too loud" 

      that was cold. Louis left to go to bed. Stewie ran up and tell him that Louis got and Brian he's just Peter's dog Brian trying to prove his point just by asking Peter if he want to hit the clam. 

      Peter like "Naw let's go to the bar." 

      So he and his friends drives to the bar. Joeys seat belt wasn't working. 
      
      Brian Points and said "look out for that car!"

the light shinning ahead. 

      
      Peter said "That ain't no car, what is that?"

      All of them ran into a light. Next thing you know I see Peter in a hospital bed. he walk out the room wearing a hospital gown and sees Quagmire, but they don't know each other. then Brian and Joe walks in none of them knew each other, or what's going on. Joe looks a the handicap symbol thinking he's important. Four guy started looking out the window, and everybody was gone. Peter is talking about coming up with a band called "robes of Teal." ok? but then somebody else already has it. 

      The boys got dressed and head outside. Now this is the part I liked. they walked out the door. Zooming out from the boy to the city view. They all like "What the hell happen?" It's like everybody just disappeared.
then all of a sudden Peter comes up with a stupid solution. Why this man pulls out a bag of Chex mix, thinking everybody gonna come out of hiding? I have no idea. Come to find out, that didn't work everybody was really gone. They thought they was all spared. Brian said "if we wait til tax men come they"ll come." What? Peter told Brian to tweet it. I'm like "Brian don't tweet that!" Peter on the hand other hand tweets Quagmire and Joe just to mess with them. Quag unfollows Peter.

      They all started walking and looking around, and all of a sudden they started creating names for each other. Brian's like "Well maybe my name is on this collar." Joe reads the collar and it's says "Cremate don't bury." that was cold. Quagmire calls himself "Shirt pants" ok! Joe's like "What kind of a name is that?" Then he calls himself a manly walker. and Finally Peter calls himself Earl, and country music started playing. 

      They come across the bar. Shirt Pants think the bar sells pills They walk in the bar. even the bar is empty. this annoying song came on "Bird is the word." For a guy who use to play that damn song all the time, he unplugs the jute box and said "that was annoying." They left the bar and started walking.

      They all assumed that it was something or someone who might be the cause of all the damage. 

      Joe was like "Who ever did this I'm going to Strangle him! I had a life and he took it away!"

      Peter said that he was a doctor solving problems. I know he wasn't no doctor. However he kept it light. It flashes back to Peter giving the baby to the lady.

      The lady said "oh she's beautiful!
      Peter said "yeah, well that's not your baby. Yours died."
      I'm like "huh?"

      Shirt Pants said he might be a CSR. Brian said he was a speech writer for the first black president. You wish! Then Joe said that he was an animated bird. I don't know! I looked at the scene where he looked like tweety bird(laughing out loud). They just looked at him. Brian spotted a car. It was crashed into the pole. They realized they were in the car. They started looking in there. Peter found his real name on a registration and his address. his fact press against the starring wheel. Peter walked in and Match his face up against the wheel. It was the perfect match. Then they walk up to his house . Peter walk in the house. Brian found another house the belonging to Glen Quagmire. He said that's his house. They both went in and they actually think there buddy's. Quag didn't even remember he like to have sex all the time, as they walk out the house to go over Peter's. Brian brags about how he was going to write a book. They knock on Peter's door. He tell's him that his name was Glen Quagmire and he had a dog. I don't remember him having a dog. Joe come in and said he found his house his name is Joe Swatson. He also found a Police   suit and said he was a stripper. what? 

      They all at the house, they remember who they are, but yet they still need to find out what happen to everybody else. Peter said he found some weird stuff going on upstairs and went to go get it. 

      Quag, Joe, and Brian looked at each other and said "you guys think Peter is behind this?" They all started looking at this picture thinking Peter is an alien with super powers, which is BS. Anyways this fool Brian acting like he is the smartest dog in the world. Quag started yelling at Brian that he thought him some things. Peter came downstairs with this weird object he found. I don't want to say what it is. Quag turns around and tells him that they was going to bake him a pie 

      Peter said "Oh that's sounds wonderful!"

      They left the house and went to Quagmire house. Now they come up with the plan to kill Peter. 

      Brian said "Why don't we just leave?"
   
      Joe's like "He'll catch us and kill us! 
      
      Then he started moving around like crazy. Quag tells his he needs to stop moving because he took a lot of random pills and he's already freaking out. Everybody leaves, who's going to watch Peter? They look at Brian. 

      Brian's like "Why me?"

      Quagmire reminds his that he's the owner and what he say goes. Brian refuses, Quagmire blow on something he assumed was a dog whistle. come to find out he had some nasty in his mouth.

      Meanwhile Joe and Quagmire went to the sporting goods and find some gun. Joe calls himself testing Quag to see if he's an assassin. He wack him.

      "I don't think I'm an assassin".

      Brain goes to Peter's house. he sits on the floor.

      Peter's like "Come on you can sit in this couch!" They started joking and laughing like it all cool. All of a sudden, Joe and Quagmire shows up. Brian said Pie's ready and went outside. He tells Quag that Peter wasn't an alien. Quag think Brian slept with him. Why would a dog sleep with a human? then Joe sits up here and said that Brian was brainwashed. They didn't even listen to him. Brian said he was going to go in and lower Peter out. he went in, but he did not lower him out. He actually warned him. I see why, because they seemed like they had this friendship going on. they started smiling. They went through the kitchen out the back door, and there's Joe and Quag pointing shotguns at Peter. Brian tried to tell them that Peter's not the one, but they were so determined to be rid of Peter. They pulled the triger, Brian jumped right in front of the Bullet and that was the end of him. Peter was shouting "NO YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!" He held Brian and started crying. 

      Brian suddenly woke up from a coma. He ended up in Stewie's room. Stewie realized that Brian's Friendship with Peter is real. He even did the same thing with Lois, Bonnie, and Meg. They were fighting in the bathroom.

      This episode was pretty cool. Hope to see it again next time.

The End

              
       

      

My special Message

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