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To one and All...

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Family Guy Review: Halloween on Spooner St

      Lois is decorating the living room in the house, and Brain is sitting in the couch reading the newspaper. Chris Walk downstairs, and guess what he have on. He have on a brown face paint, an Afro wig, and a quilted sweater. And He talking bout some "Trick or Treat." Lois tells him that he can't go out side looking like that. Chris claims that he's Bill Cosby. She says "Yeah but that Racism. Now go up, and change!" I'm like "You tell him, Lo!"

      Lois and Brian is in the Kitchen. Lois washing dishes in to grab a whole bunch of eggs. Brian's Like "What with all the Eggs?" What's funny is that every Halloween, Peter come up with all the games with him and his friends. When one of them is it, they get pranked (w/eggs). Well where I come from, People from my neighbor hood Just throw eggs at each other. Lois ask "Well, Who is it this year?"

      It was at Quagmire's house, I believe. Quag was hiding in his own house, because he knew that the day would come. But then the mail man came the house and just put his mail in his mail box. Suddenly he rush out the house just to get the mail. Once he got the mail, there is Peter and Joe. They started throwing eggs at him. Quag hold up the box yelling "This is not my box!" Peter and Joe  thought he was playing, until someone name "Dick Pump" came to pick up the mail.

      Later Quag was in bed with someone. He told the lady that it was fantastic. The turned around and it was Joe. Quagmire jumped up screaming. Joe and Peter started Laughing. Quag was PO'd. I mean he was fed up! I guess you can actually prank someone on Halloween.
      
      The next day, Peter all of a sudden wants to go to Quagmire's house and talk to him. Quag came out with a shot gun, and Peter have the nerve to say take it easy after all the stuff him and Joe pulled. But what you know? It's Halloween! Then Peter tells Quag "No body's going to hurt you!" But yet Joe came out the bushes with a needle. No body's going to hurt him. Yeah! OK! Joe and Peter's stupid selves hit him with all the deceased that he already have. But Peter got an idea. He traveled all the way to Senegal to find this one deceased that now one can cure come. He comes back, hits Quag with it, and he's swells up like a juicy red tomato and fells.

      Stewie is sitting in his room coloring. He heard a noise and he looked out the window. There's all the kids dressed in their costumes, and he thought they were monsters. He calls "the little Superman" like he's going to save him. Superman didn't hear him so Stewie finds a gun and started shooting at them little kids. Brian came in yelling "What are you doing?" Stewie yells "We're under attack by monster zombies and...........a Mexican princess?" Brian went over there and told them that they're "trick or treaters." On Halloween they dress up in costumes and ask for candy. Right, Stewie's a baby. He's didn't know that.

      Meg come down stairs and tells her mom that she's leaving, and Lois ask her if she going to see three movies in the row so it look like you're doing something. I'm like "that was a stupid question. Who goes to the movies wearing slutty clothes?" Meg told her she was going to her first high school Halloween party. She's suppose to be a slutty cat. as she leaves, she's like "Be home late. Don't wait up." Then Stewie comes down stairs dressed as a duck. He looked so cute in that costume. Even Lois thought he looked adorable little duckling. Stewie claim he got bitten by a a vampire so he's a vampire duck from true blood.

          So Brian and Stewie walks down Spooner St. He kept asking Brian just to make sure there is no monsters. Brain tells him it's going to be fine. They first house they went to is mayor west house. He gave the a Cornish gem hen and some gravy. So later on, Stewie's bag got full. He was convince that Halloween is fun. He kept on talking until he realized that Brian is gone. The big kids roll up on Stewie. At first they said nice costume. Stewie's Like "Really? Oh thank you so much! My mom brought it for me. Then they go on saying "That's a nice big bag of candy you got. It's like they want his candy. Stewie was going to share some candy, but this big boy snatch the candy and pushed him on the floor. They took off. Stewie yells "DAMN YOU THAT's MY CANDY!" That day could not get any worse until this fly the peter got from Senegal and sting Stewie. He started looking for Brain. All of a sudden, Brian had just came around the corner. He claim that he was going to alert the owner of the car cause he saw a dog broke in it. That wasn't your business. Stewie told his that the big kids stole his candy and wants to find the kids. 

      Peter and Quagmire sitting at the house watching the kids trick or treat though out the neighborhood. They started talking about the pranks, and how Qouag is a good sport. He said that his grandfather use to be sang, and he started speaking Japanese. He explained that he was half Japanese. He even said his grandfather died years ago. 

      Joe had got his police uniform on and was on his way to work. Peter and Quagmire came over. Peter says "what's going on? I thought we was going to the claim and hang out!" Joe's like "Well I can't. I on duty. and Halloween is the worst night to be on duty. You drive around, confiscate beer from teenagers, and arrest people for public intoxication." Peter on the other hand thought it's a cool idea to drive around, and steal beer from teenagers. Joe does not need y'all playing around and getting in trouble while he's working. Common sense!!!! I see the flash back to where Peter got lost. I'm looking at a grown man standing there, crying like he's in preschool. Now he's in the waiting room, with a balloon tide to his wrist, and bouncing up down. Does that make sense? Tell me what you think. 

      Meg and her three friends showed up at the Halloween party. They all was planing to put on their mask so they could look hot and hook up with some cute guy. I guess it's just a teenager thing. They started masking up. Next thing you know, Peter and his friends driving by harassing his own daughter and her friends calling them "Ugly B***hes" and mooing. Ignorant fools!

      Later that night,Peter and Joe was curious about Quagmire's Japanese in heritage. he told them that he was still attach to his roots. He even said he still amount to things that his people do. They seemed so impressed. Then the operator call Joe about the domestic dispute. Now Joe told Peter and Quagmire to stay in the car and not play. What did they do? They did the opposite. They hipped Hopped they idiotic selves out the car and goes to the house. Joe is trying to talk to the couples. You should see them. They are short like Stewie, but a little taller. So they steady arguing, then it got to an extreme, and Peter and Quagmire Plays circus music. What the heck? They ran behind the couch and fought like puppets. i mean Pie's thrown, Pillow's burst into feather, Mullets being use against each other. They're flipping over each other and some other crazy stuff are involved. And what is up with the dragon? what's that got to do with this picture? Joe all of a sudden started getting involved trying to control this situation and he finally got them.

      Brian and Stewie finds the three Halloween bullies (the big kids who took Stewie's bag of candy). Stewie plans to sneak up from behind them and steal his candy back. However Brian wants to go up to them and reason with. why reason with them? They're BULLIES!!!! He went up there to talk to them to get Stewie's candy back. The one kid claims that the candy's around the corner. Brian was so stupid enough to follow them. Instead of giving the candy back, they grab them, and spray paint him. He came out pink, and now he's PO'd. Pink Panther just walk passed him talking bout welcome to hell. Stewie and Brian finds the kids. Stewie's like we're going to find the kids and kill them all." Brian said "OK yeah, lets kill them all!" Then Stewie said "Really Oh my god! I was only half serious. Pink Brian is Crazy Brian" Brian's like "I just feel bad that they took you candy." Stewie now brings up the time when Mort steals Peters paper. We get a flashback. There go Mort sneaks over to grab the paper. Peter steady watching him from behind the bushes. Mort gets close  to the paper, and Peter pops out. next thing you know, Peter's is chasing Mort down the street. He tackle's him. Peter yells "Gimme the paper!" Mort was like "Don't hurt me!" Then he suck inside his body like the turtle sucks inside his shell. Peter kept yelling "Gimme the paper" Mort claims he's reading it, and gives him the real estate pages.

      So Meg and her friends are at the Halloween party. They're playing this thing called "THE KISSING GAME." I don't know why this Bill Clinton Character at a teenagers Halloween party, but I'm skipping on to Meg. The thing is they still don't know that it's Meg and her friends, so therefore they called her slutty cat. LOL! She was up to spin the bottle and it turn out that it was Optimise Prime from transformers. She got so excited, she felt like she was Scarlet Jo Hanson. So 7 minutes later The witch is knock on the closet door, they didn't hear her. She knocks again, Then she opens the door, and they cannot believe their eyes. Meg and Chris, Sister and brother to each other, and they're hooking. They look at each other and started jumping up and screaming. I'm telling you guys that was so humiliating! Two siblings actually kissing each other like that! YUCK! Then Bill Clinton Jumps in.

      Way out in the Plane field, Peter, Quagmire, and Joe was hanging out. Joe was finally off duty. Quagmire calls that place the air force graveyard where all the planes come to die. Quag point to the old Japanese Serum. He said that his grandfather flew that in the war. Quag climbs on the plane to check out the interior of it. he seem so amazed. Him, Peter, Joe hop in the plane to take it for a ride.

      Back to Stewie and Brian sneaking around in the house. They once again spotted the boys, and they still have Stewie's candy. Stewie went up the roof. He calls the boy out, and he's carrying a big huge missile gun. this one kid picked up the rock and threw it at him, Stewie falls off the roof, the gun went off. The missile went though every house and hit a Godzilla. Stewie was a goner, until he went to plan b. telling his mom. Lois shows up and meet one of the kids parents face to face. this lady was like "I am so sorry I have no idea whats got into my son." Lois like "Well just just return the candy and everything is fine." The kid finally return the candy. But Lois didn't stop there. She all of a sudden wants the boys candy. Now Lois wants $40 dollars out of this lady's wallet. She say she don't have $40 dollars. Lois said "Ok, but I'm coming back for the $80. She even snatch the welcome mat and left. What a tough woman. Don't mess with her babies!!!!!

      So back to Peter and the gang. Quagmire flies the plane. Peter and Joe started to admiring the view. Quag started getting a drill in rush. The Pete and Joe point at the Harbor and Navy vessels.  All of a sudden, Quag lost it and started flying the plane downward like they in a roller-coaster  Peter and Joe like "What are you doing? Have you lost you mind?" I'm thinking the same thing. Quagmire claim that there something awaken inside him. like his grandfathers blood has popped out his veins  I'm like "OK." Dude went all the way down, and I mean all the way down. they steady asking him "What the hell's a matter with you? What are you, nut?" It's like the guy's so desperate to blow everyone to pieces. Peter and Joe started Pleading for their lives begging him to stop. Now he begins to speak Japanese about avenging his ancestors, and Peter and Joe's Mouth is wide open. I started laughing at that. They started screaming and screaming until Quagmire said "You know what they say in my country? PAYBACK!" Quagmire finally let the plane up  and suddenly, things get calm. Peter's like "What the hell was that?" Quag hollering "Pranks on you! I'm not Japanese! That was for making me sleep with Joe!"

      Stewie and Brian are now home. Stewie wants to share some candy with Brian, because he actually had fun trick or treating. He took a few candy and suddenly Chris and Meg came home. Chris ask "Why are you pink?" Brian sniffs and ask "Why do you smell like wet and shame?" Well Chris made up a story and said he hooked up with a guy and he's proud of it. Meg said she hook up with a guy, and he'll call her later. STOP LYING! Well this is the most craziest Episode, but I like it.                        

Family Guy Review: I dream of Jesus

      This Afternoon at the 1950's restaurant, The griffins waited to be seated. Lois said "you know there's lots of history." now they're sitting down and ordering. All the waiters and waitress look like some famous celebrities from the 1950's. Next thing you know Cleveland shows up and the Police men Sprayed him up and brings out the hound. What they don't realized the back in the 1950, racism was legal. They were at the table talking then the song came on. "Surfing Bird" by the Trash Men. the most annoying song in history. Peter started singing and dancing to that song. Now Everyone starts to enjoy it. Even Stewie said he wants to hear it again. This one Waiter turns off the music. Peter like "What's the big deal?" The waiter claims that the song was from the 60's. He was going to throw it away, but then Peter ask if he can have it. He even allows him to have sex with his daughter. He points at the one in the black dress.



      Ever since Peter had that record, He's been playing it non-stop. For Example, Why is he playing the song while Lois is getting ready to go to bed? I don't know. Making matters worse, He's singing that song. Oh my god! Then the next morning, he sings this song to Brian and Stewie. Even if they get tired of hearing that song, he's still sings the song. They sitting up here like "Peter, Give the song a rest please!!!!!!!" making himself super annoying, Peter use up all the money that him and Lois save up together, just to put "Surfing Bird" on TV. This is what I mean. This man cannot put this song to rest, and Mayor West can get off the episode. I really don't care for that guy.

      Brian and Stewie is beginning to be irritated as hell listening to that music. The Night Peter went to sleep, Stewie and Brain snuck in and stole the record. Next morning, Peter woke up screaming. Peter went in the kitchen yelling. "WHO TOOK MY RECORD?" Stewie and Brian acting like they don't know anything. "What's wrong?" Peter "well i took it to bed and slept with it, now it's gone! Lois like "oh my , now one here would steal it from you." Peter mentioned that he change the will and left everything to the record. First of all the record is an object that you play on the radio. not a person. if you want to leave everything to somebody, leave it to someone more trust worthy. Lois thinks that the record would turn up somewhere. Brian said "I wouldn't bet on it."

Brain and Stewie took the record and took it to the park, drops it on the floor, and beats it Gangster style. I mean this gangster rap music is playing as they literally break the record. What the hell they need rap music for? Anyway Stewie got Carried away and Brian had to hold him back

Peter goes to the store and ask for a Surfing Bird record by the Trash Men. However, the clerk said that the dog and a baby went in and Brought all the copies. Because Brian and Stewie knows that Peter was going to buy the record and keep Playing it. Now Peter thinks that the clerk look so familiar. Now all of a sudden He believes that it "Jesus." Dudes like "What? No I'm not!" Peter was like "Oh so you're not Jesus! Ok." Then he goes over to where the record Shelve is and said "Well you don't mind if I pee in this?" Jesus said "NO, DON'T!" Now you know Peter! He always knows how to get through to people in a crazy way. Peter got so excited and kept sing "Surfing Bird" in a Angry Matter. Peter Thought that it the second coming. However Jesus claim he popped in every hundred years or so to get away from his family. Peter was the first one to see Jesus. He seem so nice so Peter invite him to dinner.

      Jesus is invited to dinner with Peters family everyone was excited to see him back. They've ask some interesting questions about him They started joking. Jesus tells this story, but everyone is so into Jesus. Brian want proof that he's the real Jesus Christ. Jesus magically turned the dinner into deserts and makes Lois boobs bigger. So amazing.

      Peter wanted Jesus to confront George Bush. That was the time before Obama became President. George say he answer to Jesus Christ. Peter came by and interrupted him. He even have Jesus with him. Jesus confronted George stating that he don't know nothing about his work, and how he became president is so amazing.............I was just shocked listening to this.

      Peter thank Jesus for coming over and tell him he got a lot of talent, Which was nice. Jesus realized how It was great interacting with people. Jesus was going to go back to the record shop in the morning, but Peter had a better idea that could make Jesus stand out. He wants him to reveal himself. Peter goes down town with Jesus. he's telling everybody it's Jesus. They all ignore him. One person walk pass him and said "Yeah right." Peter said he's going to get some water so Jesus can turn it into wine. However Jesus on the other hand want some kind of magazine. Peter took out a dollar to go get it. the dollar flew out of  his hand and in to the fountain. Jesus insist that he'll get the dollar. He goes up on the fountain and started walking. Now everybody's paying attention. "Oh my god!" "It Jesus Chris!" Peter started jumping in and you know how he want attention.

      Now we at the Jay Leno studio. Jesus, Peter, and the whole family waiting in the green room. They were so excited for him. Chris started asking "Why Jesus revealed himself he's famous, I did and I get suspended for 5 days?" Maybe because he did something he ain't got no business doing. I'm just saying. Jesus thank Peter for all the confidence he gave him. Jesus went on out and there and showed them. I mean he tells it like it is. First things first, I got to say this. What is up with the voice of the Jay Leno character? It sounded like one of the Winnie the pooh characters. Now he's talking gibberish. Listen to Jay's Voice if you don't believe me!

      Jesus started going huge. He's on Chicago Tribune, Time Magazine, New York Post, now he's on MTV music awards with the Pussy Cat Dolls. This Dude got on a white suit and hat, and some gold chains. Not the typical Jesus that we seen on the bible, but Peter happy with that I guess. Now Jesus is talking like a dougch bag. something is wrong here. I think too much fame has gotten to him. Jesus invites everybody to his house. Peter want to go with him, but he only have room for.....a cow?! Why would you pick a cow over Peter after he went through all this trouble making you famous. That's so stupid!

      The family is having dinner at the house, and Peter's too busy trying to call Jesus with no respond. He call from Lois Phone, and He finally picked answered. Peter said "What the hell? We were suppose to do something today!" Jesus makes up a lie talking about he's at the doctors appointment. He wasn't at no doctors appointment. He's at the club. Who goes to a doctor's appointment late at night? He hang up. Peter was so devastated by the way he was treated. I almost felt sorry for him, until he brought up the fact that his "surfing bird" record was stolen. Oh my god, You still on that, Peter?

      Brian and Peter is now watching the news. There's a news where Jesus was arrested for.........I guess public intoxication. The phone rings, Peter picks it up, and it was Jesus. Oh I get it. You can only talk to him when you're down. Another thing, wasn't he suppose to be the savior? So Jesus begs Peter to bail him out. Peter refuses, so therefore Jesus used his mind to throw a lamp at Peter's head. At first I thought he was throwing It across the room. So Peter went there and he's was still mad at Jesus for acting like like a jerk. I didn't even think he felt sorry for him. Jesus now realized that the world was too much for him to handle. He should have thought about that. He said he might come back when he's more mature. Ok, that's smart thinking. Before he left, he gave Peter a gift.

      Peter's back at the house with the family. Jesus is gone, and he gave him a "Surfing Bird" record to sing through out his whole life. That's all folks!!!!!!!! :D

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American Dad Review: An Apocalypse to Remember

Everybody is dressed up to go to this diner. They're suppose to dress up for this African American Ceremony. Moments later, the Smiths family shows up at the door, they open the door, and everybody was looking at them like they did something. Next thing you know, Stan had his family painted their face black. They quickly drove off. Francine told Stan that he made them look like complete racist. Stan claims that he the card that says "black face." Steve took the card and read it. He told his it says "Black people changing the face of America." He even calls him a boob. Stan says "What was that?" Steve said "I ask Haley if I could squeeze her boob?" Stan then say "I love it you kids get along.
      While at the mouse, Roger (alien) is get the drink ready. Klaus told him to hurry up, the show Grey's Anatomy starts in 3 minutes Roger was  working on mixing up the drink and the blender goes off like crazy and went out. Klaus said "Can't you just watch the show with a non blended drink." Roger was like "I only drive with non blended drink.
      The next day, Stan walks in the kitchen with his family like everything fine, However, the family is still mad at him about this whole incident at the party. Roger come in complaining about, his blender being broken. This man (Stan)  puts a sharpening stone in the blender, turns it on, and it Exploded. Roger whispered "The boob strikes again! Everybody started laughing. Stan got upset, claim he had made decisions for the family to stay on track, and demands respect. He walks off mad.
      At the CIA agency, the boss was demonstrating a global nuclear attack drill. He want the exercise to be treated as 100% real. The Alarm goes off, and everyone quickly went to their places. then Stan arrives. "Sorry I'm Late. Is it real." Stan doesn't even know what the heck there doing. When the boss say 100% real, Stan as usual ran off screaming.  Stan speeds off into the house, grabbed his family and leave Roger and Klaus in the house. 
      Roger went up stairs to see if Klaus had find the blender. Klaus says "that one is pretty. Roger said it was gorgeous. They check the price, and it cause them an arm and a leg. I mean it cause money!!!! Then Roger's like "what do you mean by adding to registry?" Klaus said that it was for when people want to get married they choose a gift to register. So Roger was like "So all I have to do is get married, and I'll get my bender. So that means He really got to find somebody desperate. I'm like "Is he serious?" Klaus recommended Jade Dating to Roger. A website where Jewish singles meet. Roger went on the website "This don't look like desperate women." Klaus said "Well try over 30 and never married." Roger search that. It was a jack pot, but yet he was like "Oh my god, is that how she presents herself?!" 
      So Stan and his family wind up on the woods in the middle of nowhere. Everyone actually thinks that the world really ended. Everybody started panicking, then Stan literally slaps his whole family. Stan says "listen to my every word if you want to live." So he started giving everybody Instructions, and he went went off to get some woods. as he gather around collecting wood, his cell phone ring. he's thinking that there's still survivors from the nuclear attack. He answers it and it was Roger. Roger was letting Stan know that hiss boss called yelling about him leaving. Oh and remind him that the world didn't end. Stand was standing there looking stupid, but yet he goes to his family and lie. Francine and the kids have all this faith in him. He use that faith and said. "We are the only ones left on earth." The whole Family believed his story and hugs him. Next thing you know, he shot the sky diver out the sky, talking about "Oh that was a mosquito bite. Really, Dude? Stan paste around as usual. He already knew what his family's going to do when the truth come out. This dude was trying to switch souls with the beetle! Francine was like "What are you doing?" He Claim that he was looking for contacts, and I never seen him wear contacts. The thing that got me tweaking was that Stan says that he was going to hunt the family some food, but yet he goes goes to a restaurant to buy himself a nice big warm meal. that's hunting for food. What a pig. Leaving his family out there starving like that. All of a sudden the lady burst in the door and yell she ran over a possum. Stan was going to sit there and ask the waitress for a plastic bag.
      Meanwhile, Roger met this Beautiful women name Shaurie. He disguised himself as Jacob. Ok? He quickly ask Shaurie to marry him, and she just said yes. She then calls her mother, and tells him that she's officially engage. She seem so excited.
      Back in the woods. Stan brought a dead possum as food. I'm like "You must be out your mind! You really going to feed your family that?! Next thing you know, Francine cries bear. Bear runs towards them. Francine and the kids were running to the car stand block them, talking about "the bear won't attack unless you're perfectly still." You got to be kidding me! Francine said that the car is right there and it's unlocked. Stan steady locked it. He's really trying to get them killed. The bear gets closer, and it all of a sudden collapse.  Stan was like "Now that's how you kill a bear!" I go "huh?" I see arrows stuck to the bear, and he said he killed a bear?! That man need help. The old mountain man steps out. "Man that was a close one! You folks on vacation?" That's when Steve told him that the world has ended. He introduces himself as old Buckle. He invites the Smith to have a meal with him. Francine and the kids were so relieved and the followed him. In other words Stan is sitting there acting jealous and try to get them to eat a bear. Now He's sick!
      Deep in the forest, there was this big beautiful tree house. His interior is amazing. Buckle had said that he carved everything we see. I got to admit that place is so beautiful, I wish me and mom lived there. Stan on the other hand tells this boring story about how he build a shelf. A shelf! in the Garage. Come on, Stan. Stop it. Then Buckle goes on telling his story of him being an imaginer in Disney, he built the house in his sleep. His story don't make any sense, but yet they laugh at his amazing story. he went to the kitchen and brought out a nice juicy turkey. Steve's like "Oh my god that is so good! Dad wanted us to eat possum." Stan claims there's nothing wrong with a run down possum, but yet he almost killed his family because it was filled with deadly parasites. Stan thinks old Buck is jealous, but Stan got a boring life as a CIA working behind a desk. He also did some crazy things, so why would Buck be jealous of that. Stan the one that's jealous! He wants to leave but his family wants to stay with Buckle. Buckle said that it could be mutant out there. They're the people that survive the nuclear attack and if they infect the family they could be one of them. Stan like "Oh lord!" But the family was in shocked. Stan like "relax there's no such thing as mutant. They're only one the was kept at a government lap, and ended up in heaven. 
      Roger and Shaurie went to visit the parents. his Parents were happy already. They already Liked him. They all went to a living room to have a drink. They all discussing the plan for the wedding and Jacob on the other hand want a wedding right away. The Parents were confuse. He comes up with a lie that was some what convincing. I would believe that, but I'm just saying. Shaurie was like "I want this! I want this!" Her father agreed. Jacob want to have a wedding in back yard they were so happy. 
      The smith family is still out in the wood. Stan.......I don't know what he's doing. I hope he's not trying to out do old buckle. Francine was like "Man we should have just stayed at Buckle's house." Here's Stan "NO! No I can do this! I can hunt us a food in less then an hour." OMG! Stan went up to this camp the little kids are playing. He sneaks in the cabin where the food is at and where the kids eats their pie. He went inside and tip toe. Stan cannot keep quiet worth nothing. He's making all this noise on his way to the kitchen, then he realized there were deaf kids. he sits up here yelling "I"M GOING TO STEAL FOOD FROM ALL OF YALL!!!!" real clever, Stan taking food from the helpless deaf kids. You really have gone too far. So he goes in taking all the fruits and vegetables, and this one kid standing there watching him. Next thing you know, all of the kids are chasing his through the woods. He yell "Francine start the car!!!!" She like "What?" Steve assumes it was mutants, but there's just little kids faces covered in cherry sauce. One kid jumps on Stan's arm and bites him. Steve grabs the gun to shoot at the kid. Stan stops him, and Steve all of a sudden had this idea that his dad has turned into a mutant. This episode just gets crazier and crazier. All the kids jumps on Stan and he fights them off. He try to convince them that he's not a mutant. They kept on running to a point where they saw a view of cars moving and the buildings are right where they are. Oh, does that mean that his lies are exposed? Of course! The world didn't end! The family became so disgusted with Stan and his BS. They all went home. However Old Buckle shows up. He was becoming a real creep when it comes to Haley. Francine saws yet another bear and said "Haley, could you wrap this up?" Haley tries to push this dude away, but he got so stubborn and they drove off leaving Buckle in the woods. The bear was behind him and he sap it's neck. That's the end of that.
      Jacob and Shaurie is at the gift shop. I think Shaurie was checking out the gift to the register. Shaurie said "this thing is giving me the carpal tunnel. Jacob says he want to hold. She's says "No, you don't know what you're doing. Jacob finally found the real love of his life "the blender." Shaurie like "Well why don't you say something to the manager." Man she's mean! Are you sure you want to marry that woman?
      The Smiths is back home safe and sound, but they're angry at Stan for what he put them through and is not talking to him. Stan yet again wants to make himself look good. He claims he's a hero, but yet his son missed a week of school and addicted to them hallucination of berries. His daughter was crept out by that mountain man, and he say he's a hero? Please They say the boob strikes again. Everybody started laughing. lighting strikes, and it was the mountain man at the window. Stan Yelled "Oh No! The mountain man! He found us!" Nobody listens to him. That's what you get for lying!!!!!
      The next day, He's laying in front of the door with a machine gun. The guy is actually thinks he's going to be a hero. The gun was too close to the door, so it tipped over and shoots at the ceiling. He went over and tackles him. Francine and the kids came downstairs Stan's yelling "It's the mountain man in disguise. Oh my God! Roger comes in and said "That's a caterer for my wedding." He also said it was going to be a lot of Jews. The family is out there eating food. Stan yelling "What are you doing out there? The mountain man could be out there any minute!" I just wish he give that up. Jacob and the father-in-law was talking. He tells him he's not who he think he is, but he didn't care, or is it that he don't believe it. the bride comes Roger begs Stan to save him. Haley looks over and saw the mountain man. They all now saw him. This guy never stop. He Walk in and grab Haley. Stan runs after him. He tackles him. they started Wrestling and Stan grabs the butter knife. Buckle broke down and admitted that he was lonely for 10 years. and he's desperate. Stan had an idea. Buckle and Shaurie got married instead, And they all lived happy ever after. Well Steve is still munching on the berries. Buckle and Shaurie well........they're working on their relationships

The End

           
                     

My thoughts on Lil Mouse: Get Smoked

      The other day, we left to go on a trip. We started driving, and I see a news paper on the back seat. I read the front page and the title says "Child Abuse." I read it, and it was about this 13 years old kid rapping. They were talking about him promoting Violence, Drugs, and sex. He was also seen flashing money through out Roseland (Chicago). I didn't want to believe it I thought the article was made up. I kept reading, and then I see pictures of an adult pulling a gun out right over the kids shoulder. I was shocked. he wasn't in this alone. all the adults on that video was involved. He wasn't in this alone, all the adults on that video was involved. I also notice that it was on You Tube. 
      
        Soon as I got home, I looked up the video, click on it, and I wish I never did that.The child is on there cursing like a grown man. you should hear the lyrics. he even call women a b word. I can't believe what I'm hearing. It has over 300,000 views and majority of people even like the song. But how can you like something like that? It's a disgrace. It a disgrace to the community and the city of Chicago. It's bad enough I had to watch the news every day to hear about the shootings all over Chicago. I'm watching this video promoting violence. This is something Parents need to protect their kids from. I'm not say that Children shouldn't live their dream as a rapper, singer, or any artist, but They need to be taught how to express their talent in a positive light.

Here's the article similar to the newspaper I was reading.

My Review of Family Guy: Forget me Not

      This episode Made by Seth MacFarlane was very good to say the least. It totally got very interesting. it's about four friends walking around trying to find themselves. The whole thing started with the light that they ran in to. the episode was also somewhat deep and entertaining. It's also about the town going blank. 
      
      This story started when Louis and the kids sitting in the living room about to watch a movie. Peter and Brian came downstairs.
      Peter said "See you later." me and my friend about to go play laser tag. 
      
      Louis say "why would you want to go out with your friends, when we just agree on spending time together as a family?" Meg started coughing.
      
      Peter's like "What?" 
      
      Meg said "nothing I was just clearing my throat."
      
      He said "oh I thought you was gonna say something.
      
      Brian said "well we already make plans. 

      Peter try to make this excuse that he can't turn down the fellas cause last time they did that was a disaster. and they got a flash back to Quagmire and Joe arguing over which movie is the best. Joe was holding up a movie called the reindeer game. 
      
      I'm like "Who would want to watch That?"
      
      Louis like "OK you got plenty of time to spend with your friends. you can't be around your family for one night? Peter take Brian and said come on I wanna show you something. They gonna go upstairs and try to sneak out the window. I hear that Peter took out some Powder talking bout it's pixie dust or speed. he took a sniff at it and it was speed. They jumped out the window. Louis is just sitting right there looking at Peter and Brian out the window, and they're still going to get up and run. Talk about trying to be slick!!! Chris turn to his mother and said well what are we going to do now?
      
      Louis was like "Awwww Shut up!!!!" 
      
      They all are at the Laser tag game. the Instructor came in and teaches them how to wear a vest. He use Peter as a Demonstration. He tells Peter to squat down like his underwear is done for but he still have the genes. I'm like that don't make no sense. Peter squats down, then the man slide under him and buckles his straps. This show get weirder and weirder but I still like it.
      
      So every body running around shooting lasers. It's just Joe Brian and Quagmire. Joe says looks out for Peter he's very Competitive and very fit. I'm looking at the show like "I don't Remember him even being fit." So I'm watching the show and I see him rolling past them and 
  
      I'm thinking "OK maybe they're right." 

      Then I see him skipping. OK now he's just playing. Now he's running upside down and 

      I'm like "WHAT THE F**K!" All of a sudden he POPS out the hole and started zapping at Quag, Brian, and Joe!!!! They was like How did you do that. He said "it's not about how I did it, it's how I forgive myself for what I've done." then he puts his "fake" laser in his mouth and pull the triger.
      
      Peter came out as the winner so he's like "Hey what did I win!" 

      The instructor said he won a fake newspapper with him on it. 

      He's like "I didn't get that last time I put the gorilla and the kitten back together. 

      Then there's a flask back to Peter and Louis watching the gorilla peting the kitten. Louis thought it was beautiful that the gorilla love the cat as her own, and Peter think it would keep her from tearing her in half so I see this pile of kittens in the pool of blood. 

      I'm like "oh my god!!!" 
      
      Peter and Brian went in the and Louis is sitting right there looking pissed off. 
      
      She like "I've been waiting for you for four hours" and she goes on and on and on. 

      Peter's like "look, I know you're mad but look what I did!!!!" 
      
      So Peter calls him self replacing the picture with him and his family with him in the fake news paper. He added that he put his family on top. 
      
      Louis tells him "Something is wrong with you. you always pick your friends over your family." 

      Brian gonna jump up and defend them. then Louis tells Brian that He's not his friend he's Peters property. It ain't like Brian's gonna listen anyway. She also brings up the fact that Brian was hung up in the Garage so that Peter won't hit the front of the car. Then it flashes back to where Brian was actually hung up on the ceiling. Peter was rolling up but got so close to Brian. 

      He says "you're good. you're good." 

      Peter Keeps pulling so close that he made Brian slam across the wall. Then he jumps out and said "oh I could hear you the radio was too loud" 

      that was cold. Louis left to go to bed. Stewie ran up and tell him that Louis got and Brian he's just Peter's dog Brian trying to prove his point just by asking Peter if he want to hit the clam. 

      Peter like "Naw let's go to the bar." 

      So he and his friends drives to the bar. Joeys seat belt wasn't working. 
      
      Brian Points and said "look out for that car!"

the light shinning ahead. 

      
      Peter said "That ain't no car, what is that?"

      All of them ran into a light. Next thing you know I see Peter in a hospital bed. he walk out the room wearing a hospital gown and sees Quagmire, but they don't know each other. then Brian and Joe walks in none of them knew each other, or what's going on. Joe looks a the handicap symbol thinking he's important. Four guy started looking out the window, and everybody was gone. Peter is talking about coming up with a band called "robes of Teal." ok? but then somebody else already has it. 

      The boys got dressed and head outside. Now this is the part I liked. they walked out the door. Zooming out from the boy to the city view. They all like "What the hell happen?" It's like everybody just disappeared.
then all of a sudden Peter comes up with a stupid solution. Why this man pulls out a bag of Chex mix, thinking everybody gonna come out of hiding? I have no idea. Come to find out, that didn't work everybody was really gone. They thought they was all spared. Brian said "if we wait til tax men come they"ll come." What? Peter told Brian to tweet it. I'm like "Brian don't tweet that!" Peter on the hand other hand tweets Quagmire and Joe just to mess with them. Quag unfollows Peter.

      They all started walking and looking around, and all of a sudden they started creating names for each other. Brian's like "Well maybe my name is on this collar." Joe reads the collar and it's says "Cremate don't bury." that was cold. Quagmire calls himself "Shirt pants" ok! Joe's like "What kind of a name is that?" Then he calls himself a manly walker. and Finally Peter calls himself Earl, and country music started playing. 

      They come across the bar. Shirt Pants think the bar sells pills They walk in the bar. even the bar is empty. this annoying song came on "Bird is the word." For a guy who use to play that damn song all the time, he unplugs the jute box and said "that was annoying." They left the bar and started walking.

      They all assumed that it was something or someone who might be the cause of all the damage. 

      Joe was like "Who ever did this I'm going to Strangle him! I had a life and he took it away!"

      Peter said that he was a doctor solving problems. I know he wasn't no doctor. However he kept it light. It flashes back to Peter giving the baby to the lady.

      The lady said "oh she's beautiful!
      Peter said "yeah, well that's not your baby. Yours died."
      I'm like "huh?"

      Shirt Pants said he might be a CSR. Brian said he was a speech writer for the first black president. You wish! Then Joe said that he was an animated bird. I don't know! I looked at the scene where he looked like tweety bird(laughing out loud). They just looked at him. Brian spotted a car. It was crashed into the pole. They realized they were in the car. They started looking in there. Peter found his real name on a registration and his address. his fact press against the starring wheel. Peter walked in and Match his face up against the wheel. It was the perfect match. Then they walk up to his house . Peter walk in the house. Brian found another house the belonging to Glen Quagmire. He said that's his house. They both went in and they actually think there buddy's. Quag didn't even remember he like to have sex all the time, as they walk out the house to go over Peter's. Brian brags about how he was going to write a book. They knock on Peter's door. He tell's him that his name was Glen Quagmire and he had a dog. I don't remember him having a dog. Joe come in and said he found his house his name is Joe Swatson. He also found a Police   suit and said he was a stripper. what? 

      They all at the house, they remember who they are, but yet they still need to find out what happen to everybody else. Peter said he found some weird stuff going on upstairs and went to go get it. 

      Quag, Joe, and Brian looked at each other and said "you guys think Peter is behind this?" They all started looking at this picture thinking Peter is an alien with super powers, which is BS. Anyways this fool Brian acting like he is the smartest dog in the world. Quag started yelling at Brian that he thought him some things. Peter came downstairs with this weird object he found. I don't want to say what it is. Quag turns around and tells him that they was going to bake him a pie 

      Peter said "Oh that's sounds wonderful!"

      They left the house and went to Quagmire house. Now they come up with the plan to kill Peter. 

      Brian said "Why don't we just leave?"
   
      Joe's like "He'll catch us and kill us! 
      
      Then he started moving around like crazy. Quag tells his he needs to stop moving because he took a lot of random pills and he's already freaking out. Everybody leaves, who's going to watch Peter? They look at Brian. 

      Brian's like "Why me?"

      Quagmire reminds his that he's the owner and what he say goes. Brian refuses, Quagmire blow on something he assumed was a dog whistle. come to find out he had some nasty in his mouth.

      Meanwhile Joe and Quagmire went to the sporting goods and find some gun. Joe calls himself testing Quag to see if he's an assassin. He wack him.

      "I don't think I'm an assassin".

      Brain goes to Peter's house. he sits on the floor.

      Peter's like "Come on you can sit in this couch!" They started joking and laughing like it all cool. All of a sudden, Joe and Quagmire shows up. Brian said Pie's ready and went outside. He tells Quag that Peter wasn't an alien. Quag think Brian slept with him. Why would a dog sleep with a human? then Joe sits up here and said that Brian was brainwashed. They didn't even listen to him. Brian said he was going to go in and lower Peter out. he went in, but he did not lower him out. He actually warned him. I see why, because they seemed like they had this friendship going on. they started smiling. They went through the kitchen out the back door, and there's Joe and Quag pointing shotguns at Peter. Brian tried to tell them that Peter's not the one, but they were so determined to be rid of Peter. They pulled the triger, Brian jumped right in front of the Bullet and that was the end of him. Peter was shouting "NO YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!" He held Brian and started crying. 

      Brian suddenly woke up from a coma. He ended up in Stewie's room. Stewie realized that Brian's Friendship with Peter is real. He even did the same thing with Lois, Bonnie, and Meg. They were fighting in the bathroom.

      This episode was pretty cool. Hope to see it again next time.

The End

              
       

      

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Family Guy Review: Stewie goes for a Drive

Peter and Louis came out of the clinic. Peter talks about his experience of getting a shot like he hasn't got one before. he said he had the best time. I'm like "Ok." This is awkward one of the part I heard was he was at the clinic waiting for the doctor. Peter acting all scared by this lady. This man pull up towards Peter and Louis to ask for directions. Louis to ask for directions. Louis like "oh my god you're Brian Runnels!" He's like Yeah!  he says he's trying to get to Newport, but got turned around. Louis gave him the right directions on how to get to Newport. Brian like "what happen to your arm?" Peter told his he had a shot. Brian R. thought he was in his 20's. Peter introduced himself. Brian R. likes him but didn't care for Louis. Peter like "It's way better than when he met Shelly what her name." All she did was say "Hi, I'm Shelly it's so nice to meet you." Peter like "Big Deal!" He was upset because he thought Shelly came up to him the wrong way. Louis tells Peter to let it go.

      Brian went to the baby sitters to pick up the Stewie. Stewie sits there and insults his playmate, because his name is Gavin. That's stupid. Him and Brian got in the car. Stewie listens to his favorite song. Brian pulls up at the House. Stewie wants to stay in the car and finish listening to the song. Brain like "Ok well don't take too long or you'll drain the battery." Stewie start singing until the song goes off. He's like "hmm, I should be on Glee." He accidentally hit the breaks, and the car started moving. Stewie puts it back to it's original spot. He felt surprised like he could actually drive. I was laughing my pants off. Now He has the idea of driving pass his ex girlfriends house. now he's doing too much.

      Peter sits up in the living room Watching TV as usual. He sees a dog. "Hey Louis, I saw a dog and it looks like he's got a boner." I did not know what he was talking about. Boner? Louis tells Peter to leave the dog alone, but you know Peter is always so stubborn. Therefore he went outside to bother anyway. He goes outside yelling at the dog and he sees Brian Runnels. Peter like "What are you doing over at Cleveland's House?" Brian R. claim "Well I'm doing a movie of Hitler aka Hotler because he had a rocking body. I'm like "Good luck with that!" I don't know why . So anyway, he invited Peter to the House Warming Party. Peter like "That great! Beats what's going on in my House. It went back to Louis invited him to a book club and he snap his neck.

      Meanwhile in the kitchen Brian (the Dog) playing on his Laptop writing a novel. Stewie sneaks in grab the keys and sneaks out the back door. I'm Thinking "OMG, this baby is going to drive the car. He ran to the car with Rubert (his teddy bear). They got in the car, Now Stewie getting all excited talking about he going to drive the car. I can't believe he really going to do it. Stewie gets in the driver seat, puts the key in the ignition, and pulls up knock down the Mail Box. Stewie is actually driving the car, Now he wants to turn on the radio. Once he turns it on, There's an ad on the radio where you be the lucky caller to win Justin Biebers tickets. Stewie dials the number while he's DRIVING. and hands it over to Rubert. Next thing you know, he drives the car into the pole. Now Stewie worries like heck wondering what is Brian is going to do. Stewie drives a broken car back to the house still panicking. he's thinking about painting over the dent. Not going to work.

      Peter and Louis goes to Brian R. house warming party. Brian didn't really like Perter's wife.for some reason. Louis just walk in looking for some booze. Him and Peter thought she was weird. Ok..........they started talking about a tickle fight. Peter tickle Brian. All of a sudden, Brian ask him to hang out Thursday night. Peter accepts the invitation, and tickles him again. 

      Stewie was sitting there like nothing happen watching a sci-fy movie like nothing happens. Brian yells for Stewie. It's not looking good, he sounds PO'd when he found out about his car. Stewie come out. Brian yell "what happened?" Stewie siting there stalling, and he tells Brian that it was just that spot right there. However, Brian wasn't trying to hear that. Brian went to the back seat, took out the teddy bear, Showing Stewie that he got caught. Brian like "I can't believe you been driving my car. You could have gotten killed. dah dah dah dah dah. Brian was going to tell Stewie's Parents. Stewie became upset and said "NO DON"T TELL THEM, I"LL BE IN TROUBLE. Then he started crying hysterically. Brian was like well, you got to accept whats coming to you. What did I tell you?

      Peter and Brian R. at the restaraunt called Le Marrakesh. Peter was not too fond about the food there. One day he ate the Mexican food with the family, and all off sudden he farts and the crazy Spanish guy came out shooting. Brian started asking Peter how his Pants fit. Peter's Like "it fits good." Brian mention the mail man talking smack about Peter, then he tries this lamb sheen and tries to give it to Peter. Brian shoves the meat in his mouth and Peter coughs it out. he then wipe his mouth and drops his napkin. He gets the napkin, then Brian moves forward to his face. Peter ran out to the washroom. Suddenly He fart the crazy guy out again.

      Back at the house, Stewie started worrying and Pasting around the room. He want to run out the window, so he began to jump out the window, Next thing you know, it started raining, and Stewie got stabbed by some random guy. He was gone, but yet he left the note on the computer.

      Peter Talks to Louis about Brian R. He tells Louis through he was crazy. She replies "How a men dressed himself and groom well and lift weights thinking about you." Peter claims that he was going to let him down easily.

      Meanwhile, Stewie was suppose to be on the airport, but yet he ended up in a dangerous neighborhood. He hears all the shooting he ran for his life, and end up bumping in to Consuala. The family's former maid. She thought Stewie was a lost baby and took him home with her.

      Back to Peter and Brian. Peter went to Brian house to confront Brian R. Peter tell Brain he don't like him like that. Brian on the other hand felt offended and, explain his feeling for Peter. However He stated that he would never feel for someone who uses "gay and straight." He asked Peter to leave, but Peter steady begging him for another chance. Brian wasn't having that. Plus he gave him a cell phone. A cell phone?! 

      Anyway in Consuala's House, Stewie was given a bath, and already he complaining. I'm thinking "why run away from home? why not just face the consequences?" Here is the funny part: Stewie found a chicken leg in his bath tub let along some rotten onions. Consuala claims that she was making a soup. I'm like "In a tub?!........WHY? Next thing you know, someone walks in saying that the dog is here! Oh, he met Brian the dog! Ok he must be looking for Stewie. Consuala meets Brian. He ask if Stewie was there. She lied saying no. Stewie just came out. Stewie saw Brian and like "How did you find me?" Brian says he'd followed his nose, and tell Stewie to come home. Stewie says "NO no' I'll get in trouble!" Brian says that he didn't tell the parents and realized that it was his fault for leaving him all alone in the car in the first place. Stewie felt better and wanted to go back. Consuala on the other hand disagrees and grabs Stewie and yells "MY BABY!" like she's so determined to keep him. Brian takes Stewie, and say "were leaving." She said "No! My baby!" this dude showing his gun like he's all big and bad, telling Brian to leave. Consuala calls Stewie "Ernesto?!" Stewie got tired of the fighting, so he Grabs the gun and shoots all over the place. he left with Brian. Everybody got frozen in that house.

      Back in the house, Peter looks at the house to see if Brian R. was there. Louis says "he's gone. he finished his movie and moved out." Peter couldn't except it. So that's the end of that.

The best thing about this episode was Brian and Stewie, because of the fact that they always rock the show with Adventures and musical. Brian is the best sidekick for Peter. Brian got the brain and Peter got the brawns. this was a good episode excluding the part with Peter and Brain R. Peter's Heart belongs to Louis, even if he doesn't act like it. he may act like a jerk, but he's a good husband and father.

The End