Family Guy Review: Halloween on Spooner St

      Lois is decorating the living room in the house, and Brain is sitting in the couch reading the newspaper. Chris Walk downstairs, and guess what he have on. He have on a brown face paint, an Afro wig, and a quilted sweater. And He talking bout some "Trick or Treat." Lois tells him that he can't go out side looking like that. Chris claims that he's Bill Cosby. She says "Yeah but that Racism. Now go up, and change!" I'm like "You tell him, Lo!"

      Lois and Brian is in the Kitchen. Lois washing dishes in to grab a whole bunch of eggs. Brian's Like "What with all the Eggs?" What's funny is that every Halloween, Peter come up with all the games with him and his friends. When one of them is it, they get pranked (w/eggs). Well where I come from, People from my neighbor hood Just throw eggs at each other. Lois ask "Well, Who is it this year?"

      It was at Quagmire's house, I believe. Quag was hiding in his own house, because he knew that the day would come. But then the mail man came the house and just put his mail in his mail box. Suddenly he rush out the house just to get the mail. Once he got the mail, there is Peter and Joe. They started throwing eggs at him. Quag hold up the box yelling "This is not my box!" Peter and Joe  thought he was playing, until someone name "Dick Pump" came to pick up the mail.

      Later Quag was in bed with someone. He told the lady that it was fantastic. The turned around and it was Joe. Quagmire jumped up screaming. Joe and Peter started Laughing. Quag was PO'd. I mean he was fed up! I guess you can actually prank someone on Halloween.
      
      The next day, Peter all of a sudden wants to go to Quagmire's house and talk to him. Quag came out with a shot gun, and Peter have the nerve to say take it easy after all the stuff him and Joe pulled. But what you know? It's Halloween! Then Peter tells Quag "No body's going to hurt you!" But yet Joe came out the bushes with a needle. No body's going to hurt him. Yeah! OK! Joe and Peter's stupid selves hit him with all the deceased that he already have. But Peter got an idea. He traveled all the way to Senegal to find this one deceased that now one can cure come. He comes back, hits Quag with it, and he's swells up like a juicy red tomato and fells.

      Stewie is sitting in his room coloring. He heard a noise and he looked out the window. There's all the kids dressed in their costumes, and he thought they were monsters. He calls "the little Superman" like he's going to save him. Superman didn't hear him so Stewie finds a gun and started shooting at them little kids. Brian came in yelling "What are you doing?" Stewie yells "We're under attack by monster zombies and...........a Mexican princess?" Brian went over there and told them that they're "trick or treaters." On Halloween they dress up in costumes and ask for candy. Right, Stewie's a baby. He's didn't know that.

      Meg come down stairs and tells her mom that she's leaving, and Lois ask her if she going to see three movies in the row so it look like you're doing something. I'm like "that was a stupid question. Who goes to the movies wearing slutty clothes?" Meg told her she was going to her first high school Halloween party. She's suppose to be a slutty cat. as she leaves, she's like "Be home late. Don't wait up." Then Stewie comes down stairs dressed as a duck. He looked so cute in that costume. Even Lois thought he looked adorable little duckling. Stewie claim he got bitten by a a vampire so he's a vampire duck from true blood.

          So Brian and Stewie walks down Spooner St. He kept asking Brian just to make sure there is no monsters. Brain tells him it's going to be fine. They first house they went to is mayor west house. He gave the a Cornish gem hen and some gravy. So later on, Stewie's bag got full. He was convince that Halloween is fun. He kept on talking until he realized that Brian is gone. The big kids roll up on Stewie. At first they said nice costume. Stewie's Like "Really? Oh thank you so much! My mom brought it for me. Then they go on saying "That's a nice big bag of candy you got. It's like they want his candy. Stewie was going to share some candy, but this big boy snatch the candy and pushed him on the floor. They took off. Stewie yells "DAMN YOU THAT's MY CANDY!" That day could not get any worse until this fly the peter got from Senegal and sting Stewie. He started looking for Brain. All of a sudden, Brian had just came around the corner. He claim that he was going to alert the owner of the car cause he saw a dog broke in it. That wasn't your business. Stewie told his that the big kids stole his candy and wants to find the kids. 

      Peter and Quagmire sitting at the house watching the kids trick or treat though out the neighborhood. They started talking about the pranks, and how Qouag is a good sport. He said that his grandfather use to be sang, and he started speaking Japanese. He explained that he was half Japanese. He even said his grandfather died years ago. 

      Joe had got his police uniform on and was on his way to work. Peter and Quagmire came over. Peter says "what's going on? I thought we was going to the claim and hang out!" Joe's like "Well I can't. I on duty. and Halloween is the worst night to be on duty. You drive around, confiscate beer from teenagers, and arrest people for public intoxication." Peter on the other hand thought it's a cool idea to drive around, and steal beer from teenagers. Joe does not need y'all playing around and getting in trouble while he's working. Common sense!!!! I see the flash back to where Peter got lost. I'm looking at a grown man standing there, crying like he's in preschool. Now he's in the waiting room, with a balloon tide to his wrist, and bouncing up down. Does that make sense? Tell me what you think. 

      Meg and her three friends showed up at the Halloween party. They all was planing to put on their mask so they could look hot and hook up with some cute guy. I guess it's just a teenager thing. They started masking up. Next thing you know, Peter and his friends driving by harassing his own daughter and her friends calling them "Ugly B***hes" and mooing. Ignorant fools!

      Later that night,Peter and Joe was curious about Quagmire's Japanese in heritage. he told them that he was still attach to his roots. He even said he still amount to things that his people do. They seemed so impressed. Then the operator call Joe about the domestic dispute. Now Joe told Peter and Quagmire to stay in the car and not play. What did they do? They did the opposite. They hipped Hopped they idiotic selves out the car and goes to the house. Joe is trying to talk to the couples. You should see them. They are short like Stewie, but a little taller. So they steady arguing, then it got to an extreme, and Peter and Quagmire Plays circus music. What the heck? They ran behind the couch and fought like puppets. i mean Pie's thrown, Pillow's burst into feather, Mullets being use against each other. They're flipping over each other and some other crazy stuff are involved. And what is up with the dragon? what's that got to do with this picture? Joe all of a sudden started getting involved trying to control this situation and he finally got them.

      Brian and Stewie finds the three Halloween bullies (the big kids who took Stewie's bag of candy). Stewie plans to sneak up from behind them and steal his candy back. However Brian wants to go up to them and reason with. why reason with them? They're BULLIES!!!! He went up there to talk to them to get Stewie's candy back. The one kid claims that the candy's around the corner. Brian was so stupid enough to follow them. Instead of giving the candy back, they grab them, and spray paint him. He came out pink, and now he's PO'd. Pink Panther just walk passed him talking bout welcome to hell. Stewie and Brian finds the kids. Stewie's like we're going to find the kids and kill them all." Brian said "OK yeah, lets kill them all!" Then Stewie said "Really Oh my god! I was only half serious. Pink Brian is Crazy Brian" Brian's like "I just feel bad that they took you candy." Stewie now brings up the time when Mort steals Peters paper. We get a flashback. There go Mort sneaks over to grab the paper. Peter steady watching him from behind the bushes. Mort gets close  to the paper, and Peter pops out. next thing you know, Peter's is chasing Mort down the street. He tackle's him. Peter yells "Gimme the paper!" Mort was like "Don't hurt me!" Then he suck inside his body like the turtle sucks inside his shell. Peter kept yelling "Gimme the paper" Mort claims he's reading it, and gives him the real estate pages.

      So Meg and her friends are at the Halloween party. They're playing this thing called "THE KISSING GAME." I don't know why this Bill Clinton Character at a teenagers Halloween party, but I'm skipping on to Meg. The thing is they still don't know that it's Meg and her friends, so therefore they called her slutty cat. LOL! She was up to spin the bottle and it turn out that it was Optimise Prime from transformers. She got so excited, she felt like she was Scarlet Jo Hanson. So 7 minutes later The witch is knock on the closet door, they didn't hear her. She knocks again, Then she opens the door, and they cannot believe their eyes. Meg and Chris, Sister and brother to each other, and they're hooking. They look at each other and started jumping up and screaming. I'm telling you guys that was so humiliating! Two siblings actually kissing each other like that! YUCK! Then Bill Clinton Jumps in.

      Way out in the Plane field, Peter, Quagmire, and Joe was hanging out. Joe was finally off duty. Quagmire calls that place the air force graveyard where all the planes come to die. Quag point to the old Japanese Serum. He said that his grandfather flew that in the war. Quag climbs on the plane to check out the interior of it. he seem so amazed. Him, Peter, Joe hop in the plane to take it for a ride.

      Back to Stewie and Brian sneaking around in the house. They once again spotted the boys, and they still have Stewie's candy. Stewie went up the roof. He calls the boy out, and he's carrying a big huge missile gun. this one kid picked up the rock and threw it at him, Stewie falls off the roof, the gun went off. The missile went though every house and hit a Godzilla. Stewie was a goner, until he went to plan b. telling his mom. Lois shows up and meet one of the kids parents face to face. this lady was like "I am so sorry I have no idea whats got into my son." Lois like "Well just just return the candy and everything is fine." The kid finally return the candy. But Lois didn't stop there. She all of a sudden wants the boys candy. Now Lois wants $40 dollars out of this lady's wallet. She say she don't have $40 dollars. Lois said "Ok, but I'm coming back for the $80. She even snatch the welcome mat and left. What a tough woman. Don't mess with her babies!!!!!

      So back to Peter and the gang. Quagmire flies the plane. Peter and Joe started to admiring the view. Quag started getting a drill in rush. The Pete and Joe point at the Harbor and Navy vessels.  All of a sudden, Quag lost it and started flying the plane downward like they in a roller-coaster  Peter and Joe like "What are you doing? Have you lost you mind?" I'm thinking the same thing. Quagmire claim that there something awaken inside him. like his grandfathers blood has popped out his veins  I'm like "OK." Dude went all the way down, and I mean all the way down. they steady asking him "What the hell's a matter with you? What are you, nut?" It's like the guy's so desperate to blow everyone to pieces. Peter and Joe started Pleading for their lives begging him to stop. Now he begins to speak Japanese about avenging his ancestors, and Peter and Joe's Mouth is wide open. I started laughing at that. They started screaming and screaming until Quagmire said "You know what they say in my country? PAYBACK!" Quagmire finally let the plane up  and suddenly, things get calm. Peter's like "What the hell was that?" Quag hollering "Pranks on you! I'm not Japanese! That was for making me sleep with Joe!"

      Stewie and Brian are now home. Stewie wants to share some candy with Brian, because he actually had fun trick or treating. He took a few candy and suddenly Chris and Meg came home. Chris ask "Why are you pink?" Brian sniffs and ask "Why do you smell like wet and shame?" Well Chris made up a story and said he hooked up with a guy and he's proud of it. Meg said she hook up with a guy, and he'll call her later. STOP LYING! Well this is the most craziest Episode, but I like it.                        

Family Guy Review: I dream of Jesus

      This Afternoon at the 1950's restaurant, The griffins waited to be seated. Lois said "you know there's lots of history." now they're sitting down and ordering. All the waiters and waitress look like some famous celebrities from the 1950's. Next thing you know Cleveland shows up and the Police men Sprayed him up and brings out the hound. What they don't realized the back in the 1950, racism was legal. They were at the table talking then the song came on. "Surfing Bird" by the Trash Men. the most annoying song in history. Peter started singing and dancing to that song. Now Everyone starts to enjoy it. Even Stewie said he wants to hear it again. This one Waiter turns off the music. Peter like "What's the big deal?" The waiter claims that the song was from the 60's. He was going to throw it away, but then Peter ask if he can have it. He even allows him to have sex with his daughter. He points at the one in the black dress.



      Ever since Peter had that record, He's been playing it non-stop. For Example, Why is he playing the song while Lois is getting ready to go to bed? I don't know. Making matters worse, He's singing that song. Oh my god! Then the next morning, he sings this song to Brian and Stewie. Even if they get tired of hearing that song, he's still sings the song. They sitting up here like "Peter, Give the song a rest please!!!!!!!" making himself super annoying, Peter use up all the money that him and Lois save up together, just to put "Surfing Bird" on TV. This is what I mean. This man cannot put this song to rest, and Mayor West can get off the episode. I really don't care for that guy.

      Brian and Stewie is beginning to be irritated as hell listening to that music. The Night Peter went to sleep, Stewie and Brain snuck in and stole the record. Next morning, Peter woke up screaming. Peter went in the kitchen yelling. "WHO TOOK MY RECORD?" Stewie and Brian acting like they don't know anything. "What's wrong?" Peter "well i took it to bed and slept with it, now it's gone! Lois like "oh my , now one here would steal it from you." Peter mentioned that he change the will and left everything to the record. First of all the record is an object that you play on the radio. not a person. if you want to leave everything to somebody, leave it to someone more trust worthy. Lois thinks that the record would turn up somewhere. Brian said "I wouldn't bet on it."

Brain and Stewie took the record and took it to the park, drops it on the floor, and beats it Gangster style. I mean this gangster rap music is playing as they literally break the record. What the hell they need rap music for? Anyway Stewie got Carried away and Brian had to hold him back

Peter goes to the store and ask for a Surfing Bird record by the Trash Men. However, the clerk said that the dog and a baby went in and Brought all the copies. Because Brian and Stewie knows that Peter was going to buy the record and keep Playing it. Now Peter thinks that the clerk look so familiar. Now all of a sudden He believes that it "Jesus." Dudes like "What? No I'm not!" Peter was like "Oh so you're not Jesus! Ok." Then he goes over to where the record Shelve is and said "Well you don't mind if I pee in this?" Jesus said "NO, DON'T!" Now you know Peter! He always knows how to get through to people in a crazy way. Peter got so excited and kept sing "Surfing Bird" in a Angry Matter. Peter Thought that it the second coming. However Jesus claim he popped in every hundred years or so to get away from his family. Peter was the first one to see Jesus. He seem so nice so Peter invite him to dinner.

      Jesus is invited to dinner with Peters family everyone was excited to see him back. They've ask some interesting questions about him They started joking. Jesus tells this story, but everyone is so into Jesus. Brian want proof that he's the real Jesus Christ. Jesus magically turned the dinner into deserts and makes Lois boobs bigger. So amazing.

      Peter wanted Jesus to confront George Bush. That was the time before Obama became President. George say he answer to Jesus Christ. Peter came by and interrupted him. He even have Jesus with him. Jesus confronted George stating that he don't know nothing about his work, and how he became president is so amazing.............I was just shocked listening to this.

      Peter thank Jesus for coming over and tell him he got a lot of talent, Which was nice. Jesus realized how It was great interacting with people. Jesus was going to go back to the record shop in the morning, but Peter had a better idea that could make Jesus stand out. He wants him to reveal himself. Peter goes down town with Jesus. he's telling everybody it's Jesus. They all ignore him. One person walk pass him and said "Yeah right." Peter said he's going to get some water so Jesus can turn it into wine. However Jesus on the other hand want some kind of magazine. Peter took out a dollar to go get it. the dollar flew out of  his hand and in to the fountain. Jesus insist that he'll get the dollar. He goes up on the fountain and started walking. Now everybody's paying attention. "Oh my god!" "It Jesus Chris!" Peter started jumping in and you know how he want attention.

      Now we at the Jay Leno studio. Jesus, Peter, and the whole family waiting in the green room. They were so excited for him. Chris started asking "Why Jesus revealed himself he's famous, I did and I get suspended for 5 days?" Maybe because he did something he ain't got no business doing. I'm just saying. Jesus thank Peter for all the confidence he gave him. Jesus went on out and there and showed them. I mean he tells it like it is. First things first, I got to say this. What is up with the voice of the Jay Leno character? It sounded like one of the Winnie the pooh characters. Now he's talking gibberish. Listen to Jay's Voice if you don't believe me!

      Jesus started going huge. He's on Chicago Tribune, Time Magazine, New York Post, now he's on MTV music awards with the Pussy Cat Dolls. This Dude got on a white suit and hat, and some gold chains. Not the typical Jesus that we seen on the bible, but Peter happy with that I guess. Now Jesus is talking like a dougch bag. something is wrong here. I think too much fame has gotten to him. Jesus invites everybody to his house. Peter want to go with him, but he only have room for.....a cow?! Why would you pick a cow over Peter after he went through all this trouble making you famous. That's so stupid!

      The family is having dinner at the house, and Peter's too busy trying to call Jesus with no respond. He call from Lois Phone, and He finally picked answered. Peter said "What the hell? We were suppose to do something today!" Jesus makes up a lie talking about he's at the doctors appointment. He wasn't at no doctors appointment. He's at the club. Who goes to a doctor's appointment late at night? He hang up. Peter was so devastated by the way he was treated. I almost felt sorry for him, until he brought up the fact that his "surfing bird" record was stolen. Oh my god, You still on that, Peter?

      Brian and Peter is now watching the news. There's a news where Jesus was arrested for.........I guess public intoxication. The phone rings, Peter picks it up, and it was Jesus. Oh I get it. You can only talk to him when you're down. Another thing, wasn't he suppose to be the savior? So Jesus begs Peter to bail him out. Peter refuses, so therefore Jesus used his mind to throw a lamp at Peter's head. At first I thought he was throwing It across the room. So Peter went there and he's was still mad at Jesus for acting like like a jerk. I didn't even think he felt sorry for him. Jesus now realized that the world was too much for him to handle. He should have thought about that. He said he might come back when he's more mature. Ok, that's smart thinking. Before he left, he gave Peter a gift.

      Peter's back at the house with the family. Jesus is gone, and he gave him a "Surfing Bird" record to sing through out his whole life. That's all folks!!!!!!!! :D

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